On the subject of cassette toilets and the gentleman's vegetables. (1 Viewer)

[Larrynwin]

We always pull the flush lever slightly to fill the bowl to around a 3rd before getting started giving them something to bob about in same as a domestic loo then flush the lot, no marks, don't know if this would use too much of a euro vans cassette allocation but with 50 gallon capacity we only have to drop the kids off at the big pool once a week

I believe the RV bowls with drop to holding tank are more user friendly
I have a quite deep porcelain bowl, put an inch or two of water first then do your duty, flush and job done.
The euro cassette thingies are a big different methinks

 

[Tootles]

I looked in google for a photo to post in line with your comment, found a few, bit too risque to post though, don't want a ban

Here she is..........Now, she could really make you better ......Or very ill.

 

[DBK]

I believe the RV bowls with drop to holding tank are more user friendly
I have a quite deep porcelain bowl, put an inch or two of water first then do your duty, flush and job done.
The euro cassette thingies are a big different methinks

Perhaps they were all designed so Elvis could use them safely...

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[DBK]

Here she is..........Now, she could really make you better ......Or very ill.

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I don't remember you at that party!

 

[Tootles]

I don't remember you at that party!

You wouldn't......I couldn't get up from underneath!!.

 

[Carol]

OMG have I really just read through that

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[Larrynwin]

Two Senokot every two hours and when ready don't forget the seat belt and mudflaps , Geronimo

 

[DBK]

OMG have I really just read through that

Life enriching Carol, life enriching.

 

[Larrynwin]

Perhaps they were all designed so Elvis could use them safely...

True, big Yankee butts

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[Abacist]

Barnes Wallis could have had a lot of inspiration from this thread if he were still about!

 

[Bailey58]

One simple solution I find if you're having problems aiming for the open flap in order to deposit directly into the cassette thereby bypassing the bowl, is the surreptitious use of an empty tube from a toilet roll or, depending on distance of evacuation orifice to said opening, a kitchen roll tube. Positioned accurately, and one can ease the upper end nicely into place, it provides a foolproof chute to send the messengers nicely into the tank thereby saving on copious amounts of toilet paper in the bowl and therefore longer between emptying. The tubes can be rinsed in the kitchen sink before being used again or taken to the recycle bins.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

One simple solution I find if you're having problems aiming for the open flap in order to deposit directly into the cassette thereby bypassing the bowl, is the surreptitious use of an empty tube from a toilet roll or, depending on distance of evacuation orifice to said opening, a kitchen roll tube. Positioned accurately, and one can ease the upper end nicely into place, it provides a foolproof chute to send the messengers nicely into the tank thereby saving on copious amounts of toilet paper in the bowl and therefore longer between emptying. The tubes can be rinsed in the kitchen sink before being used again or taken to the recycle bins.
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There is only one possible response to that

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[Bertie Bassett]

One simple solution I find if you're having problems aiming for the open flap in order to deposit directly into the cassette thereby bypassing the bowl, is the surreptitious use of an empty tube from a toilet roll or, depending on distance of evacuation orifice to said opening, a kitchen roll tube. Positioned accurately, and one can ease the upper end nicely into place, it provides a foolproof chute to send the messengers nicely into the tank thereby saving on copious amounts of toilet paper in the bowl and therefore longer between emptying. The tubes can be rinsed in the kitchen sink before being used again or taken to the recycle bins.
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58 Having read that post a dozen times I am still trying to work out how you can possibly 'curl one out' into a bogroll holder. Have you got a dash cam? If you have please can you illustrate your explanation, as anything that saves time with the toothbrush is good for me!

 

[petenshirley]

Bill the Yeoman Warder explains about fibre in yr diet! About 8 mins in-

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Here she is..........Now, she could really make you better ......Or very ill.
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Oh God.....................my eyes, my eyes...................

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[kcy]

This is a prime example why I don't use the ignore button. I'm to nosey, and dispite hating this thread I keep coming back for a quick peek.

 

[Debs]

This is a prime example why I don't use the ignore button. I'm to nosey, and dispite hating this thread I keep coming back for a quick peek.

I know what you mean, this thread was running when I signed off last night - and I had to think twice before looking this morning
It's a bit early -. I'll save the vid for later

 

[Bailey58]

Having lain awake all night worrying about the delay in emptying tubes quickly enough given the saving on paper I suggest it would be wise to carry a bottle brush in the van. We all have them lurking in some dark corner under the kitchen sink. Used to clean the roll after each session on the loo would enable further use before the inner gets too soiled thereby slowing the flow of future stools. Again they can be rinsed under the kitchen tap to remove any attached debris.

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[gus-lopez]

Having lain awake all night worrying about the delay in emptying tubes quickly enough given the saving on paper I suggest it would be wise to carry a bottle brush in the van.

This is ok until you inadvertently purchase rolls with
'bio-degradable' centre tubes & they collapse into a mush at first sign of damp.

 

[Bailey58]

Good point! Ok, then instead of cardboard inners use an offcut of plumbing pipe. Minimum 40mm, better still 50mm.

 

[mjltigger]

You've heard of the shewee now I think Funsters have invented the hepoo

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[jockaneezer]

The only solution I could see to this predicament, and this has been attempted, was to shuffle forward (try not to imagine this too graphically; it will scar you) and flop the aforementioned vegetables on the outside of the bowl,

If you carry out this procedure, you will find that your bell end will be resting on an area referred to in Thetford's Instruction Manual as "the cheese board"

We never do it with the flap open,none of us likes the thought of splash back on the arse.

Again with recourse to Thetford's previously mentioned tome, this singularily invigorating phenomenon is usually referred to as a "Neptune's Kiss"

 

[Tootles]

and flop the aforementioned vegetables on the outside of the bowl,

After reading the OPs initial post, I think that FLOB might be more the word.....

 

[daveandsan]

I have followed this post with interest as I am always keen to learn about the finer points of motorhoming.
So could some of you old hands on here tell me how you deal with the type that sounds like a flock of birds taking off and has the consistency of pebble dash. Look forward to your replies.

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[mjltigger]

I have followed this post with interest as I am always keen to learn about the finer points of motorhoming.
So could some of you old hands on here tell me how you deal with the type that sounds like a flock of birds taking off and has the consistency of pebble dash. Look forward to your replies.

Less carbs especially beer and bread in you diet.

 

[MitchandJenny]

What a load of C***.

 

[Tootles]

I have followed this post with interest as I am always keen to learn about the finer points of motorhoming.
So could some of you old hands on here tell me how you deal with the type that sounds like a flock of birds taking off and has the consistency of pebble dash. Look forward to your replies.

Probably be better off dropping Dr Shitzz a PM.

Sorry, Dr Shiftzz.

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[PhilandMena]

This thread is so funny LOL

 

[Wyaye wires]

The simplest and easiest method...


Purchase a laser indicator...


Insert into rectum...


Use as aiming device...

Once orifices are perfectly lined up, remove laser indicator...



Failing that proceed to nearest Military surplus stores and purchase second hand Norton Bomb Sight...

 

[PhilandMena]

I wonder whether this thread will make Jim's newsletter next week - and what the description will be

He could always pay an Irishman to do it for him.....at time and a turd

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