Old Mo

[IanF]

Sadly missing Sir Mo- does anyone know if he and his good lady are ok?
Ian

 

[Clickem]

Was on this site today

 

[Mikey RV]

You can’t be missing his jokes.

 

[Gellyneck]

Sadly missing Sir Mo- does anyone know if he and his good lady are ok?
Ian

The Auld Yin has been on most days but he did say a wee while ago that he wouldn't be posting his "jokes" for a wee while.

 

[IanF]

The Auld Yin has been on most days but he did say a wee while ago that he wouldn't be posting his "jokes" for a wee while.

Thank you

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[IanF]

Was on this site today

Thank you

 

[maison]

At the risk of losing any street cred that I may have left, I admit to missing old-mo jokes!

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

At the risk of losing any street cred that I may have left, I admit to missing old-mo jokes!

 

[old-mo]

The Auld Yin has been on most days but he did say a wee while ago that he wouldn't be posting his "jokes" for a wee while.

Thanks my bestest mate Young-Yin...

Quick update on me and the house move.... (Was not going to bore you, but been asked by a few how`s things going so..)

Couple of weeks ago when we thought we would be moving.... I had... I think... a couple of mild heart attacks through the night... hence being AWOL for a few day`s..

So had to take the chance of losing the sale and purchase and to every ones upset put the move on hold... anyway.....Every one involved seemed to not worry to much.. last few days not been feeling toooo bad..... so..

Tomorrow we are taking a load of gear up to our cottage in the van, then coming back... Judy will probably do most of the driving..

Then Wednesday 14th and Thursday 15th.... my mate from Weymouth is coming to take all our remaining stuff down to Weymouth, and putting it in storage.. cos we complete on this place at Bearpark on Friday 16th..

Then we will drive up to Northumberland and stay at our bolt hole till the end of the month when we get the key`s on the Frid 23rd.. to our new to us place in Weymouth...

But we will take a vacation up at our bolt hole for a couple of weeks or so, and try and decide what to do with the cottage...

I really don`t want to sell it.... value is going up because of where it is each week... and when the weather is nice it`s a fabulous place..

So in a bit of a quandary what to do.... but 880 mile round trip from Weymouth would be to much for the occasional weekend..

Even cut the back and side lawn here today.... I must say it looks nice.... Judy did a good job.. after telling her how to drive the mower...

So there you have it,,,, what has been going on in our life... exciting innit...

Thanks to them that have asked after us..


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OH!!!!!!!!!!! Go on then few to keep you going.... .
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I miss the innocence of my youth
playing football below Beachy Head,
using jumpers as goalposts..
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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife. Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'
'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.
'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'...
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As I got out on the 11th floor, the lift operator said "Have a good day, son" "Don't call me son. You are not my dad", I replied sarcastically.

As the doors closed, he looked me in the eye and said,
"No, but I brought you up, didn't I?..
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For Sale
DeLorean .
Low mileage very good condition .
Only driven from time to time...
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Ban Nutella.
Help stop the spread...
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Imagine the scene.
It's Good Friday, a lovely sunny day in Jerusalem and Jesus is busy being nailed to the cross as a large crowd gathers around him.
Suddenly, through the red waves of searing pain from his nailed hands, Jesus spots Peter in the crowd.
"Peter" He whispers, barely audible through the muted roar of the crowd; "I need you. There is something you must know!"
The words carry across the air and lightly hits Peter's ear, who looks up and sees Jesus.
Immediately he pushes his way through the crowd to get to the cross.
"I'm coming Jesus" he shouted!
"Peter" called Jesus, "Come Closer"
Peter battled his way to the base of the cross and looks up expectantly into Jesus' face.
"Peter. Climb the cross. I have something of great importance to tell you!! mumbled Jesus
Pushing the baying crowd away from the base of the cross, Peter climbs the cross and comes face to face with Jesus.
"What is it, Jesus? What tale of great importance do you have to impart to this humble disciple?"
Jesus leaned forward and put his lips next to Peter's ear.
Peter held his breath in pure anticipation and whispered " What? What do I need to know"
Jesus opened is mouth and, through dry cracked lips whispered in Peter's ear
"I can see your house from up here"...
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[Lenny HB]

See it does you good to have a break they were almost funny.

Thake care of yourself.

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[Nirvanauk]

See it does you good to have a break they were almost funny.

Thake care of yourself.

A big improvement. Take your time with the move.

 

[Larrynwin]

Glad you’re ok Mo , hope all goes well with the move and you stay as fit as poss. Best wishes to you and Judy xx

 

[Odd-no-more]

Take it easy, why not air b&b the cottage, should do well on the summer.

 

[Gellyneck]

See it does you good to have a break they were almost funny.

The operative word being ALMOST!

 

[Chris]

Glad you are ok Mo

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[IanF]

Pleased you're well and soldiering on

 

[old-mo]

Take it easy, why not air b&b the cottage, should do well on the summer.

Had thought of self service.....

But no one would leave it as clean and tidy as my misses would like..

 

[Odd-no-more]

Had thought of self service.....

But no one would leave it as clean and tidy as my misses would like..

Find a local cleaning service

 

[Carol]

Mo don't ever think we don't want to know or don't care I always think about you and Judy and wonder how you are getting on, us oldie's have to stick together. x

 

[wigster]

Keep safe Mo

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[SuperMike]

Ok, ok, WHO was it that encouraged him to post, cough, cough, jokes again.

 

[Grummyb]

Good to hear your on the mend old timer
Wished I could say the same about the jokes

 

[wasp]

Thanks old-mo for the update. It’s always a worry when you don’t post. Keep the spirits up mate, enjoy your break.

 

[RustyRuss]

Terrible jokes as usual! Keep ‘em coming Old Mo!!

 

[bobnick]

Those were quite funny.............honest.

Must be an agent you could trust to short term rent and sort the cleaning and maintenance. Might cost a few % but would take all the worry and hassle of you doing it. AND you could buy a couple of NEW joke books with the profit.

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[old-mo]

Those were quite funny.............honest.

Must be an agent you could trust to short term rent and sort the cleaning and maintenance. Might cost a few % but would take all the worry and hassle of you doing it. AND you could buy a couple of NEW joke books with the profit.

Hi Bob........... There are a few around.... but then tax comes into it and keeping books etc..

And at the moment I can do all my own returns... and after years I know what is what, and how much I am going to get stung.....

So really, as I said to Judy as much as we love it there... the likely hood of us using the place is remote...

So let`s just get rid of... I think she is starting to agree it will be a tie, keeping it...

I have stuck it on "Gumtree so will see if it sells through our private add... if not we will stick it with a reputable Estate Agent...

 

[bobnick]

Hi Bob........... There are a few around.... but then tax comes into it and keeping books etc..

And at the moment I can do all my own returns... and after years I know what is what, and how much I am going to get stung.....

So really, as I said to Judy as much as we love it there... the likely hood of us using the place is remote...

So let`s just get rid of... I think she is starting to agree it will be a tie, keeping it...

I have stuck it on "Gumtree so will see if it sells through our private add... if not we will stick it with a reputable Estate Agent...

I was just thinking of the no hassle route.
We have a few property's in the centre of Manchester that JLL look after 100%. Bit expensive overall but no hassle. Mrs Bob is an accountant and has been doing our returns for years. We just get the figures from JLL and others.
Anyway good luck with the selling.
Oh BTW, those last few jokes were funny

 

[Minxy]

Hi Bob........... There are a few around.... but then tax comes into it and keeping books etc..

And at the moment I can do all my own returns... and after years I know what is what, and how much I am going to get stung.....

So really, as I said to Judy as much as we love it there... the likely hood of us using the place is remote...

So let`s just get rid of... I think she is starting to agree it will be a tie, keeping it...

I have stuck it on "Gumtree so will see if it sells through our private add... if not we will stick it with a reputable Estate Agent...

I think you're doing the right thing mo, no point in adding the hassle of letting etc to the mix when you don't need to and you don't need the extra worry either, so just get what you can out of it with a nice bit of profit thrown in and chill out down south, once you get into your new place with such a great location you won't have such a desire to go to the bolt hole anyway as you've be living permanently in a lovely bolt hole down there!

 

[Gellyneck]

Ok, ok, WHO was it that encouraged him to post, cough, cough, jokes again.

SORRY, I did tell the Auld Yin that IanF was asking about him but didn't expect it to develop into a tortured response!

 

[Nirvanauk]

Look on the bright side Mo. If you sell it you can buy another one.

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