Old-Mo`s French "Bog"

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  1. old-mo

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    Well weem here in deepest darkest Kent... :)

    Left Devon at 10am and got here at 3-30pm..... Bloody traffic was horrendous.. Nearly 6 hrs to do 180 mile.. :mad:

    Day snooping round the area tomorrow.... then Tuesday down to the port to catch the ferry.. ::bigsmile:

    Guess what stupid old *astard left their Computer in the Hall at home... :doh::crying:

    Using one of my old steam driven things, and it`s so slow... :blush:

    Off for a little drinky poo`s and some thing to eat now.... See you later...:drink:::bigsmile:
     
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  2. Munchie

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    I am NOT! Cleaning that!!!!!
     
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  3. DuxDeluxe

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    Is that standard on Rapidos?
     
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    That's an Arabic one, slowly taking over:doh:
     
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    Passed my test on one of those in Arabia in the 60's.(y)
     
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    Look forward to reading your bog Mo.

    Don't photograph it too often though please
     
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    Yes , and no cassette, straight out the bottom, lubricates the pitch :moon2::Eeek:
     
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    I saw a few of these in france ....I'd love to see how your supposed to use one without messing yourself or crapping in yer trousers!
     
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  9. old-mo

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    Take your kecks off and give them to the next person in the quee..

    It works, but make sure your not last in the que.. ;):ROFLMAO:
     
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    They are also very tricky when wearing ski boots...you have to sort of work out the balance point as you crouch without actually keeling over. I am never quite sure of the directional etiquette either...facing forwards or backwards?
     
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    It is how the Neanderthals died out. No flushing toilet and being forced to use French bogs.........little known fact
     
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    I refused to use them and found another


    Actually on that point what is it with the lack of toilet seats in france ?

    Is it so you don't stay in the loo long

    My legs had went to sleep by the time I'd finished
     
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    So, you were desperate despite the refusal then? ;)
     
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    Irritable bowel syndrome

    It's a bugger when you get caught short
     
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    Fair comment. Apologies for trying to be funny about something that is very unpleasant
     
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    Ach don't be daft lol I make a joke out of it myself most times :)

    I'm rarely serious .....taking the piss makes a pleasant change :p
     
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    Only the posh ones.
     
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    Not much on my Bog today...

    Just going to chill out and get the flies off the front of the M.H..

    Going to have about 20 showers today,,,,,, so I feel like I am getting my money`s worth.... £31..... a night... :Eeek: :crying:

    Lesson learnt, check prices before booking... :RollEyes::doh: Be warned.... lovely handy site for ferry terminal..... but.... bit pricey.. for what you get..
     
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    Another advantage of having your own loo with you in the M/H. (y)

    Since rupturing the quadriceps tendon in both knees (on different occasions) I can't squat anymore. I'd have to start several months of serious physio to get the required strength & flexibility. Not sure I can hold on that long! :ROFLMAO:
     
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    Porta loo solves all the problems, just find a nice shady spot out of the way!

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