New, nervous and very excited! (1 Viewer)

[Mollybobs]

Hello everyone,

On 16th March, we take delivery of our new motorhome and cannot wait! We are ex caravaners, but the second dog put paid to that, it was just too small to accommodate two labradors. Missed it so much, but always hunkered after a motorhome, so the driveway is being extended next week, the first campsite has been booked and the spare room looks like a motorhome accessory shop☺

Solihull just introducing myself, because I will no doubt be asking a number of very stupid questions over the next few weeks!

 

[Dawn B]

Hi &

 

[Mollybobs]

So sorry, Solihull has nothing to do with this - predictive text and fat fingers do

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[MC 55 FUN]

&

 

[Baycott]

From East Sussex and

 

[Zilevets]

Hello and welcome

Liz

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[scousebird]

 

[WillH]

We just love predictive text!

 

[Landyguy]

Welcome and good luck.
We were tuggers before getting our motorhome 3 years ago and don't regret it one bit.

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[Minxy]

Hi ... welcome to the fun house.

Don't worry about questions ... we are well versed in "stupid" on this forum!

 

[Mollybobs]

Just as well Minxy, there will be plenty......

 

[davanne]

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[gus-lopez]

 

[Brightonian]

andFrom down here in sunny Brighton

 

[Popeye]

and please do NOT under any circumstances ask a sensible question as I'm just about the only sensible one on this Forum beside @GJH that is, and we know three tenths of Bugger all anyway!

Pray allow me to introduce you to some of the Nutters on here.........

There is MoMo and Kym and a Lyn and a Tim
welve Johns’ two Pips and a Tom,
There’s Lesley and Chris and a handful of Griffs,
An old Mo, two Joys and a Ron.

We’ve got three or four Smithies, one soggy, one ShiftZZ,
Two Geos’ three Karls and a Ray,
I checked with the list and unless I am pissed
we’ve even got two tame JJ’s. (Jersy Jo)

We’ve got Minxy and Sedge, a Debs and a Reg,
Two Carols and a Frankie as well,
There’s Scotty and Sam and Jake and Siobhan
Lets not forget Ash or Mel.

I forgot about Lynn, Brisey, Scot-Jim
and Sian and Katy too,
Amanda and Phil and lets not forget Bill
Roger, Peter three Pams, more still.

We’ve got 5th wheelers with Trucks Sack loads of Ducks,
Irnbru and now even a Cally
A scouser, a Jock and a Taffy who knocks
our Nigel whose just trying to be Pallie

We’ve got Ivy and Ken, Pat and Big Ben,
Brian, Julian, Grenville and Terry
Rick, Dick and big Mick, overlooked Nick
And very nearly Graham and Gerry

I’ve found seven Robs and four Eddies
A donkey called Neddy, two Trishs’, a Pauline and June
One Rangi, five Pauls and a Big Jim who calls
Bacon Sarnies will be served up soon.

There’s our quizzer Craig, loads of Daves
Geri, Trish, Michelle and Betty
Bertie and Toots just polished their boots
And now Paul’s done a run he’s all sweaty.


I’m getting phone calls galore
Funsters want to read more
And others who don’t give a damn
So just for you Terry using Isle of Wight Ferry
I’m adding your lovely wife Ann.

I could go on all night but you’d all get uptight
And ban me under Rule ONE
Well for you I’ve got news,
You can gather your views and stick ‘em right up your

(stuck for a Rhyme here, need Funster Help)

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[GJH]

I'm just about the only sensible one on this Forum beside @GJH that is,

Oi!!! It's bad enough you claiming to be sensible without spreading rumours that I am as well

from Tees-side.

 

[Baldeagle7470]

A big

 

[Mollybobs]

Sorry, I have yet to see a sensible one on this forum

Just as well, I feel right at home!

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[Taran_Las]

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[PP Bear]

 

[f6c]

Welcome aboard

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[davidbaldam]

Hi and welcome to FUN.

 

[parknride]

Hiya welcome to the funhouse

 

[Minxy]

and please do NOT under any circumstances ask a sensible question as I'm just about the only sensible one on this Forum beside @GJH that is, and we know three tenths of Bugger all anyway!

Pray allow me to introduce you to some of the Nutters on here.........

There is MoMo and Kym and a Lyn and a Tim
welve Johns’ two Pips and a Tom,
There’s Lesley and Chris and a handful of Griffs,
An old Mo, two Joys and a Ron.

We’ve got three or four Smithies, one soggy, one ShiftZZ,
Two Geos’ three Karls and a Ray,
I checked with the list and unless I am pissed
we’ve even got two tame JJ’s. (Jersy Jo)

We’ve got Minxy and Sedge, a Debs and a Reg,
Two Carols and a Frankie as well,
There’s Scotty and Sam and Jake and Siobhan
Lets not forget Ash or Mel.

I forgot about Lynn, Brisey, Scot-Jim
and Sian and Katy too,
Amanda and Phil and lets not forget Bill
Roger, Peter three Pams, more still.

We’ve got 5th wheelers with Trucks Sack loads of Ducks,
Irnbru and now even a Cally
A scouser, a Jock and a Taffy who knocks
our Nigel whose just trying to be Pallie

We’ve got Ivy and Ken, Pat and Big Ben,
Brian, Julian, Grenville and Terry
Rick, Dick and big Mick, overlooked Nick
And very nearly Graham and Gerry

I’ve found seven Robs and four Eddies
A donkey called Neddy, two Trishs’, a Pauline and June
One Rangi, five Pauls and a Big Jim who calls
Bacon Sarnies will be served up soon.

There’s our quizzer Craig, loads of Daves
Geri, Trish, Michelle and Betty
Bertie and Toots just polished their boots
And now Paul’s done a run he’s all sweaty.


I’m getting phone calls galore
Funsters want to read more
And others who don’t give a damn
So just for you Terry using Isle of Wight Ferry
I’m adding your lovely wife Ann.

I could go on all night but you’d all get uptight
And ban me under Rule ONE
Well for you I’ve got news,
You can gather your views and stick ‘em right up your

(stuck for a Rhyme here, need Funster Help)

Love it!!!!

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[Anthea M]

and please do NOT under any circumstances ask a sensible question as I'm just about the only sensible one on this Forum beside @GJH that is, and we know three tenths of Bugger all anyway!

Pray allow me to introduce you to some of the Nutters on here.........

There is MoMo and Kym and a Lyn and a Tim
welve Johns’ two Pips and a Tom,
There’s Lesley and Chris and a handful of Griffs,
An old Mo, two Joys and a Ron.

We’ve got three or four Smithies, one soggy, one ShiftZZ,
Two Geos’ three Karls and a Ray,
I checked with the list and unless I am pissed
we’ve even got two tame JJ’s. (Jersy Jo)

We’ve got Minxy and Sedge, a Debs and a Reg,
Two Carols and a Frankie as well,
There’s Scotty and Sam and Jake and Siobhan
Lets not forget Ash or Mel.

I forgot about Lynn, Brisey, Scot-Jim
and Sian and Katy too,
Amanda and Phil and lets not forget Bill
Roger, Peter three Pams, more still.

We’ve got 5th wheelers with Trucks Sack loads of Ducks,
Irnbru and now even a Cally
A scouser, a Jock and a Taffy who knocks
our Nigel whose just trying to be Pallie

We’ve got Ivy and Ken, Pat and Big Ben,
Brian, Julian, Grenville and Terry
Rick, Dick and big Mick, overlooked Nick
And very nearly Graham and Gerry

I’ve found seven Robs and four Eddies
A donkey called Neddy, two Trishs’, a Pauline and June
One Rangi, five Pauls and a Big Jim who calls
Bacon Sarnies will be served up soon.

There’s our quizzer Craig, loads of Daves
Geri, Trish, Michelle and Betty
Bertie and Toots just polished their boots
And now Paul’s done a run he’s all sweaty.


I’m getting phone calls galore
Funsters want to read more
And others who don’t give a damn
So just for you Terry using Isle of Wight Ferry
I’m adding your lovely wife Ann.

I could go on all night but you’d all get uptight
And ban me under Rule ONE
Well for you I’ve got news,
You can gather your views and stick ‘em right up your

(stuck for a Rhyme here, need Funster Help)

Genius!

 

[TUCANO]

I feel quite upset here as I never got mentioned in Popeyes poem
Must get used to it though as I never get mentioned by anyone ever anyway
I come from Newcastle myself but I won't hold that against you Mollybobs so

 

[TUCANO]

Popeye,

Sorry mate you are quite correct in that you don't know me, whoops,
Replying to your reply that doesn't seem to be here anymore

Thoroughly enjoyed your poem

PS, Norman.

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[Brian and Jo]

Hi there and welcome to MHF
Brian & Jo