My new GPS!

Discussion in 'Motorhome Chat' started by Jackomet, Jun 29, 2014.

  1. Jackomet

    Jackomet Funster

    Nov 10, 2008
    Forest Row, East Sussex, UK
    I have a little Satnav,
    It sits there in my car
    A Satnav is a driver's friend,
    it tells you where you are.
    I have a little Satnav,
    I've had it all my life
    It's better than the normal ones,
    My Satnav is my wife.
    It gives me full instructions,
    Especially how to drive
    "It's sixty miles an hour", it says,
    "You're doing sixty five".
    It tells me when to stop and start,
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever,
    Safe to overtake.
    It tells me when a light is red,
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively,
    Just when to intervene.
    It lists the vehicles just in front,
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account,
    It specifies my gear.
    I'm sure no other driver,
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car,
    It still gives its advice.
    It fills me up with counselling,
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it,
    And get a quieter sort?
    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I'm properly fed
    It washes all my shirts and things,
    And keeps me warm in bed!
    Despite all these advantages,
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I only wish that now and then,
    I could turn the bugger off.
    Pam Ayes
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  2. shunter

    shunter Funster

    Sep 8, 2010
    Kent the white cliffs end
    Brilliant I think most of us have one of those(y)
  3. pappajohn

    pappajohn Funster Life Member

    Aug 26, 2007
    YO11 2BD
    I have the opposite version.
    Just done a 600 mile errand to Scotland and not once was i told i was speeding or i missed a turn or even which way to turn......the mate Steve (y)

    The satnag on the other hand might as well have been driving :mad:

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