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Northernraider

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Sat parked up in Banff on the harbour, just enjoyed a lovely steak and haggis pie and tatties.
Relaxed with a glass of cheap French plonk and I hears a tap tap on the door,.... Some dodgy geezer asking to borrow my toilet..... Now that's never happened before.

Not bloody likely
 

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Sat parked up in Banff on the harbour, just enjoyed a lovely steak and haggis pie and tatties.
Relaxed with a glass of cheap French plonk and I hears a tap tap on the door,.... Some dodgy geezer asking to borrow my toilet..... Now that's never happened before.

Not bloody likely
Reckon he was trying to take the pi$$
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There's another two vans here I seen him head over to one of those, there's a public toilet here but I'm guessing it must get locked but there's a big harbour wall I'm sure he can go behind
 

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Sat parked up in Banff on the harbour, just enjoyed a lovely steak and haggis pie and tatties.
Relaxed with a glass of cheap French plonk and I hears a tap tap on the door,.... Some dodgy geezer asking to borrow my toilet..... Now that's never happened before.

Not bloody likely
Is the reason you refused him was because after the cheap French plonk, there wouldn't be much space left in the cassette? :dance2:

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There's another two vans here I seen him head over to one of those, there's a public toilet here but I'm guessing it must get locked but there's a big harbour wall I'm sure he can go behind
Hoping it's only a wee he needs!!!
 

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There's another two vans here I seen him head over to one of those, there's a public toilet here but I'm guessing it must get locked but there's a big harbour wall I'm sure he can go behind
Perhaps he wanted to do a No 2? If another van turns up, he can ask the turd.
 

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You should have got the cassette out and shown him the spout, then told him to aim carefully!
 
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I`ve sometimes wondered what I would do if stuck in one of these motorway closures and people came knocking to use the loo. Refuse with an excuse that the cassette is full, or allow them to use, knowing it might prompt others to come and ask ?????
So far it`s never happened but could at any time

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I`ve sometimes wondered what I would do if stuck in one of these motorway closures and people came knocking to use the loo. Refuse with an excuse that the cassette is full, or allow them to use, knowing it might prompt others to come and ask ?????
So far it`s never happened but could at any time
I gave him a look of disgust and said sorry I don't think so
 

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I`ve sometimes wondered what I would do if stuck in one of these motorway closures and people came knocking to use the loo. Refuse with an excuse that the cassette is full, or allow them to use, knowing it might prompt others to come and ask ?????
So far it`s never happened but could at any time

2 nights before our return from France we stayed at Coucy le Chateau aire with all mod cons. We were leaving to spend the last night at Bergues aire before the tunnel.

Pete was adamant we didn't need to worry about the cassette which apparently was almost empty ....... nah it wasn't, so by the time 24 hours later when we were parked for a few hours an the slip road which joins the M25 to the M1, it was all but lapping into the bowl.

Funnily enough - that very thought crossed my mind, more than once!

Oh it's OK - Pete's just read this over my shoulder and says he wouldn't let anyone else use the loo anyway!
 
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On a (serious) related note:

Is anyone not familiar with the method of recovery from an over-full cassette?

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