Motorhomer Jokes... (1 Viewer)

[CWH]

 

[ChrisSue]

Genius! Not quite the same. Now for the printer and laminator!

 

[CWH]

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And finally - nothing to do with motorhoming but still on the
theme of snails.... (and food, close to many motorhomers' hearts)

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[Larby]

Here's a topical one:


A couple paid out a fortune on a swanky new Motorhome.
They removed the carpets so they were new for the next owner
They never soiled the toilet as they wanted to keep it clean
They never used the shower as they wanted it to stay clean
They never cooked in it to keep the cooker clean and stop any smells
They used throws on the soft furnishings to keep them clean
The TV was only switched on to see the 6 o'clock news
They never went far so as to keep the mileage low

They loved the pleasure they had from motorhoming

 

[Molls-Phot]

@Jim 's Pre-departure Checklist
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And finally - nothing to do with motorhoming but still on the
theme of snails.... (and food, close to many motorhomers' hearts)

 

[Molls-Phot]

It's a mistake to think that a snail will go faster if you remove the shell. It just makes them more sluggish.

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[ChrisSue]

It's a mistake to think that a snail will go faster if you remove the shell. It just makes them more sluggish.

Why no emoticon for a groan?

 

[DL42846]

A motor home owner was selling his bike.

 

[buttons]

Having just read some "blonde" jokes, which focus on their (assumed) weakness in the brain department, I got to wonder if there were any "motorhomer jokes" Funsters could come up with, based on our "weaknesses".



"How many motorhomers does it take to change a light bulb?"

"Only one... the others are dealing with their grey water issues."

Did you hear about the posh motorhomer who confused his aires with his graces?

JJ

Oh dear god.....

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[DL42846]

 

[DL42846]

 

[DL42846]

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