Motorhomer Jokes...

Discussion in 'Motorhome Chat' started by JJ, Aug 29, 2015.

  1. JJ

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    Having just read some "blonde" jokes, which focus on their (assumed) weakness in the brain department, I got to wonder if there were any "motorhomer jokes" Funsters could come up with, based on our "weaknesses".



    "How many motorhomers does it take to change a light bulb?"

    "Only one... the others are dealing with their grey water issues."

    Did you hear about the posh motorhomer who confused his aires with his graces?

    JJ :cool:
     
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  2. jockaneezer

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    How many Hymer owners does it take to change a light bulb ?
    None, they have a man who does that sort of thing for them !
     
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  3. DanielFord

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    Well, I did find this:
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    What do you call a motorhomer with a wooden head ?,


    Edwood

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    I resemble that remark!!!!
     
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    You know..................."Old Full Timers never Die............."

    "Nah...................They just smell that way".........o_O
     
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  8. whoa

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    Hopefully these resemble jokes.

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    Here is a BAD joke. I have deleted all the German and Scandinavian name from my mobile fone because I want it to be Hans Free!!!:cry::cry:
     
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    I dont know any motorhome jokes.....but here is Mr JJ and Mr Tootles having a 'discussion': (y):)
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    One for JJ.......If You want me to drive faster! Buy my Fuel.
     
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    Seniors motorhome

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    One with very long arms having just this morning changed a bulb.
     
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    Think ScotJimland did a post on changing his Hymer dip beam bulb the other day, you need arms like a gibbon and a second elbow is a must apparently :D
     
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    While on a trip in their motorhome, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

    When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn their motorhome around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

    All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of motorhome, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old man opened his window and yelled to her,

    "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card".
     
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    A couple from Kent decided to go to Benidorm to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same motorhome park where they spent their 15th wedding anniversary a decade earlier.

    Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel dates. So, the husband left Kent alone with their motorhome. His wife would fly to join him the day after his arrival.

    The husband checked into the motorhome park. To his surprise and delight there was an internet café next to the recreation room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, in doing so, he accidentally mis-typed one letter in her email address.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Devon, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had died of a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

    The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the message on the computer screen:

    To: My Loving Wife
    Subject: I've Arrived

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. I look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    P.S. It’s really hot down here!
     
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