Motorhome mechanical translations

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  1. ambulancekidd

    ambulancekidd Funster

    Sep 23, 2014
    Ayrshire Scotland
    An oldie but a goodie...
    Manual; Rotate clockwise.
    Translation; Clamp with mole grips then beat repeatedly with hammer, anticlockwise.
    Manual; This is a snug fit.
    Translation; Not a hope in hell matey.
    Manual; As described in chapter 7.
    Translation; That'll teach you not to read through before you start; Now you are looking at scary photos of the inside of a gearbox.
    Manual; Pry
    Translation; Hammer a screwdriver into.
    Manual; Undo.
    Translation; Jump up & down on breaker bar until your face goes purple, now go buy a tin of WD40 (catering size)
    Manual; Retain tiny spring.
    Translation; Jeez what was that, it nearly had my eye out.
    Manual: Rebuilding is a reversal of strip down.
    Translation: Rebuilding is a reversal of strip down but you swear in different places.
    Manual: Loosen the five retaining nuts.
    Translation: You can only find four retaining nuts & they won't budge.
    Manual: Loosen large nut.
    Translation: There is no sign of a nut, only a large round blob of rust.
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