Motorhome Adverts

Discussion in 'Motorhome Chat' started by ShiftZZ, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. ShiftZZ

    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    I am getting fed up with motorhome adverts, thats depict the following:

    Hand Made Peruvian Silk pillows on the bed, ironed by Thain maids, with seams so sharp that you could shave with.

    Lead Crystal glasses on a fully laid out silver service table, with Egyptian cotton serviettes.

    An antique French vase holding rare orchids.

    A wicker basket holding organic free range fruit

    The Beds are always turned down.

    Everything is so perfect and as far from the truth as you can possibly get, or is it just me being a slob.
     
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  2. Jim

    Jim Ringleader

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    We always giggle at those too, it doesn't work. Everyone knows that sex sells, a scantily clad Shiftxx in a seductive pose on the Island bed would sell more motorhomes than the factory would be able to cope with::bigsmile:
     
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  3. Johns_Cross_Motorhomes

    Johns_Cross_Motorhomes Trader - Motorhome & Accessory Sales

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    Factory would be on short time Jim , the thought of Hilda in a thong:thumbdown:
     
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  4. poppys

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    I was amazed when I was looking to buy,a lot of the ads didn't even give you the info as to what the base vehicle was, as though it didn't matter.
     
  5. SPUD'N'T

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    my van always looks like that,god bless the polish lady who keeps it clean and tidy for me.
     
  6. ninjayorkies

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    Hmmm must try harder. Duvet spends all day draped over a deck chair outside, 2 Yorkies occupy the drivers and passenger seats, cupboard doors are decorated with photos and postcards of our travels and table is littered with knitting/crocheting projects. No fruit or lead crystal vases to be seen :Eeek:
     
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    Yes :Blush:
     
  8. jonandshell

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    We like the 'copy and paste' jobs depicting motorhomes parked in unlikely places!

    Back row of a music festival springs to mind..............::bigsmile:
     
  9. johnp10

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    or is it just me being a slob.

    Yep!
     
  10. jhorsf

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    I heard Shiftzz is in that much demand at your showroom you give him 25% off just to meet the punters:Eeek:
     
  11. 1_man_and_his_dob(lo)

    1_man_and_his_dob(lo) Funster

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    Would anyone like these burgers I've just cooked? I seem to have lost my appetite :Eeek:
     
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