Meet Mutt No. 2 (1 Viewer)

[Tootles]

Have now got the 3 flying ducks

Sorry, your now down to 2. Joy just fell off the wall.......

 

[movan]

Beautiful dog, Dawn... Looks like she is content with her new owners too. Pleased for you both.

 

[movan]

... still waiting for you to pick me up @Tootles

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[Tootles]

. still waiting for you to pick me up

Not a problem. Will it be in the Jag, or the the Aston Martin Perhaps?? Better still the mobility scooter. Be there around five, my little flower pot of ultimate desire.......

 

[Dawn B]

Not a asproblem. Will it be in the Jag, or the the Aston Martin Perhaps?? Better still the mobility scooter. Be there around five, my little flower pot of ultimate desire.......

Please pass the sick-bucket

 

[Tootles]

Please pass the sick-bucket

You already filled it, my honeysuckle of sexual attraction........

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[Mike B]

You look good enough for anybody toots

 

[Lisa]

You look good enough for anybody toots

Even Mike would 'ave ya!

 

[DuxDeluxe]

You look good enough for anybody toots

Nice Moobs.......

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[Tootles]

You look good enough for anybody toots

Sorry Mike, I don't have stick on nipples........

 

[cruiser]

if you want to see how funsters go from topic to topic. try to follow this lot of loons.

 

[Mike B]

loons
luːnz/
noun
BRITISHdated

1. close-fitting casual trousers widely flared from the knees downwards.
   "a pair of mustard hipster loons"

Give in, I re-read the posts and no mention of trousers.

Talking of trousers are plus-fours de rigueur when driving ones motorhome.

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[DuxDeluxe]

loons
luːnz/
noun
BRITISHdated

1. close-fitting casual trousers widely flared from the knees downwards.
   "a pair of mustard hipster loons"

Give in, I re-read the posts and no mention of trousers.

Talking of trousers are plus-fours de rigueur when driving ones motorhome.

I remember loon pants......

 

[Larby]

Tell the truth Tootles, you enjoy the naughty corner with all those other naughty people - especially the girls.

Never mind all the the chit-chat, where do I find the corner with naughty girls?

 

[poki]

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[Puddleduck]

Never mind all the the chit-chat, where do I find the corner with naughty girls?

Unless you are Santa (who knows where all the naughty girls live) you will have to ask @Tootles . Not sure if he will share though.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Unless you are Santa (who knows where all the naughty girls live) you will have to ask @Tootles . Not sure if he will share though.

That makes Santa a bit of a dirty old man, really, doesn't it?

 

[Puddleduck]

Your words not mine David. I always found him a bit spooky to be honest..... all year long we tell our children to be aware of stranger danger and not to take sweets or gifts from strangers and then we take them to a grotto and tell them to sit on a stranger's knee and accept a present from him.........

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[DuxDeluxe]

Your words not mine David. I always found him a bit spooky to be honest..... all year long we tell our children to be aware of stranger danger and not to take sweets or gifts from strangers and then we take them to a grotto and tell them to sit on a stranger's knee and accept a present from him.........

Quite agree.........

I tried my dirty old man impression with Dawn and Lisa at the gourmet meet but they just laughed at me

 

[Lisa]

Quite agree.........

I tried my dirty old man impression with Dawn and Lisa at the gourmet meet but they just laughed at me

You must try harder!

 

[DuxDeluxe]

You must try harder!

Was not anywhere near creepy enough.....

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[cruiser]

I have looked in all the corners I can find. still no luck. good or bad.

 

[Puddleduck]

You need a white beard and red suit David - oh and a pillow strapped round your middle under the suit. That would be creepy - especially in July when you fainted due to heat stroke.

 

[cruiser]

my wedding suit has a flairs like that. but I am not driving in them.

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[Puddleduck]

I have looked in all the corners I can find. still no luck. good or bad.

Obviously you live in a respectable area.

I could introduce you to Yucca who lives in a corner in our house but I wan you she is rather prickly when you get to the point.

 

[cruiser]

thanks a lot. and I cant run very far these days. rose has just said I cant run at all . and if I did find a girl she would only laugh at me.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

You need a white beard and red suit David - oh and a pillow strapped round your middle under the suit. That would be creepy - especially in July when you fainted due to heat stroke.

Don't need the pillow, nowadays......

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[Tootles]

my wedding suit has a flairs like that

What a coincidence! So does my birthday suit.