Mail Order Bride Anyone?

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  1. Jim

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    Ive just been digging around in the goggle adsense settings, that is the large advert on the right that google delivers, and I have found a new category filter which has allowed me to turn off "Dating" adverts::bigsmile: I did get a warning that a high% of the total clicks received were on those adverts :Blush: Who was that? :roflmto: But that did not deter me:Smile: It should take a couple of hours but those nice looking ladies should stop showing up and detracting us from far more sexy things, such as the new Hymer B544.
     
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  2. steveclecy

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    Feel I have been missing out here! I use Firefox with Adblock Plus and have never seen these adverts. Any bargains to be had?

    Steve
     
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    same here:thumb:
     
  4. Craig Rogers

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    Boooooooooooooo!!! I was happy seeing the pretty ladies! :roflmto::ROFLMAO:

    Now as I look over, it's all about shelving! That could come in handy, I could stack all the Filipino, Thai and Russian girls I've ordered on them.
     
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    OH! :Sad: does that mean that the photographs of those nice, tanned, young men with the big [STRIKE]musc[/STRIKE] smiles won't be there any more? :cry:

    :ROFLMAO:
     
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    Just look at your loved one instead. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
     
  7. champers

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    What has replaced them is annoying sliding up and down holiday ads

    pretty ladies were better as they stayed still
     
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    Here Cath, does John know about your preference for pretty ladies?












    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:::bigsmile::Eeek:
     
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    I was going to order a Russian one, I thought that she would be a usefull plaything for now, and when she gets to 30 and starts piling on weight , she could start digging the garden and taking in washing. I had visions of her popping down to asda sitting astride a cart made from an old caravan chassis and pulled by a donkey. I was lookin forward to spending many happy hours trimming her moustache of a night, and trading farts caused by the cabbage stew..........oh well, never mind.
     
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    Any pretty lady that stay's still is no good to man or beast:roflmto:
     
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    Thanks Brian...

    :RollEyes:
     
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    It's always a quiet time of year for online Brides, but I heard the sales will start next week.




    So next week its Buy One Get One Free...........:thumb:




    Anyone want to share mine?....:RollEyes:
     
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    I know what you mean Chris, but disagree, if they stayed put then my victims wouldn't keep escaping.

    Regarding the thread, it seems I've been dipping out, is that because my ad-blocker has been depriving me of these little delights.
     
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    Great, they'll sit still on the shelving then!

    WHAT? You mean there's no part exchange deals?
     
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    Now that's taking the pee..... Just had a dating site pop up........FOR CHRISTIANS!!!!!!........
     
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    Need pictures, references and clinical report before I could even contemplating sharing.......

    ...........You know the old saying, I don't mind having yours, but you ain't having mine.
    :RollEyes:
     
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    funny thing is I hadnt even noticed them until someone pointed them out ...

    That holiday ad is annoying wait until you see it and you will understand :Eeek::Eeek:
     
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    dont start talking about sharing! the welsh will get all excited:winky:
     
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: a dating site for christians, ooooh i can imagine it now, after a good meal, some interesting (yaaaaaaaawn) conversation, you pull up outside her house. just as you switch on all the charm, squirt in a bit more breath freshener, loosen yer trousers, she says "Shall we hold hands and pray?". I,ll stay an agnostic, they have MUCH more fun::bigsmile:
     
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    Has there been one for shepherds then ?
     
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