Lot 16 Trade Only

Discussion in 'Christmas Charity Auction 2008' started by Geo, Dec 9, 2008.

  1. Geo

    Geo Trader - Funster

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    Lot 16
    Oversize Holes
    Delivered in error from the "Holesaler's" to day. I ordered 1/2" holes and they sent 4/8ths
    So to a good home, and as these are not ordinary holes
    Only trade members may bid
    Sold as a job lot, will not split
    1 pkt of twenty,(well there was twenty, but the pkt has holes in it you see.:Doh:
    All bids must be supported by an indication of intended use and be accompanied by your trading name:thumb:
    Starting price 11p
    Go For IT!!!!!!::bigsmile:
    Geo
     
  2. Forestboy

    Forestboy Funster Life Member

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    Awwww Daaaarn It!!!!! :cry:

    If they'd been 5/10" I'd have had the lot. :Doh:
     
  3. Johns_Cross_Motorhomes

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    Poor Geo, go metric and you wont get confused!:shout:

    4/8s = 1/2" (divide by 4!)

    and dont bloody ask what 1/2" is in metric:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  4. ourcampersbeentrashed

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    Have you got the sky hooks to go with it

    oh and the hands free screwdriver?
     
  5. haganap

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    Hi and thankyou for the offer.
    My company is a specialist adult doll, sextoy testing establishment. We speciallise in ensuring things fit, with enjoyment our speciality. The 4/8ths sounds like a size we would be interested in for some members of our secret small man society.
    The holes could be an asset to our range of extrodinary products in our portfolio.
    These include, Tartan coloured paint, Longwaits, Ants milk, an extensive range of Bird food for the cuckoo in the cuckoo clock,

    I therefore bid 11.5p
     
  6. Johns_Cross_Motorhomes

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    Ants milk, could I have 42 fluid ounces then!:Eeek:
     
  7. pappajohn

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    remember your earlier post to Geo, peter?????

    Poor Geo, go metric and you wont get confused!

    what happened to that little bit of advise then....?

    BTW........the answer is 1.193 ltrs :thumb::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  8. thefman

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    geo if they are rs holes i cant use em:Doh:

    £5 mark::bigsmile:
     
  9. Geo

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    Fortunately there not Mark
    However I do know were to find some, and thats a fact:winky:
     
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  10. Diabalo

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    Before I put a bid in what colour are they?
     
  11. Geo

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    Dane should we be asking questions with racial overtones like that:Eeek:
    I can tell you they are holey, but before you ask religious denomination should not affect there resale value:thumb:
     
  12. Johns_Cross_Motorhomes

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    Was baiting the hook and you swallowed it!!:thumb:
     
  13. Diabalo

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    Not being racist, as the colour is very relevent because..............

    A black hole is a theoretical entity in which the gravitational field is so powerful that nothing, not even money can escape its pull after having fallen past its event horizon.

    So my theory is that a black hole is in fact another word for an RV because of the amount of money one sucks in to keep it on the road:ROFLMAO:
     
  14. dylan

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    Awaiting answer from Geo with baited breath :roflmto::roflmto:
     
  15. Road Runner

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    I know a mate that bought a hole on ebay, came home one night drunk and forgot he left it outside his front door and fell straight down it, never been seen since:winky:

    :ROFLMAO::roflmto::ROFLMAO::roflmto:
     
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  16. Jim

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    At sixteen I spent a year on building sites. Early on I remember being given 2 new spark plugs and told to change the plugs on the diesel dumper truck, I wasted a whole lunch break because I didn't have the nerve to tell the ganger man that I couldn't find them. :Blush:

    Also, if I recall correctly a pudlock is the short length of scaffold tube with a flattened end, it gets inserted in-between courses of bricks when scaffolding. I was told to ask the boss for extra "pudlock holes" and did:Blush::Blush:::bigsmile:
     
  17. Geo

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    Not a lot of people on here know that when I cant think of a smart answer I get violent, in fact not a lot of people still living know that
    I cant think of an answer, Its Shame Dane died so young:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Geo
     
  18. Geo

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    A hole has appeard outside my Garage, I rang the council, they are looking into it:ROFLMAO::roflmto::ROFLMAO::roflmto::ROFLMAO::roflmto:
    Dane your safe:thumb:
    I thought it was funny:Doh:
    Geo
     
  19. staging lady

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    Thanks everyone. I'm sitting here with the tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks.
    Lucille
     
  20. Geo

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    You think this is funny Lucille
    You want to pop into the quiz Tomorrow Night its plain NUTS:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Geo
     

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