Lincoln - Just an observation (1 Viewer)

[Peter & Elaine]

Does anybody in benidorm walk to the pub
seems to me the biggest earner in town is scooter hire
I do fancy one of them there 2 seater jobbys then elaine can drive home

 

[teddybard]

Don't get a stair lift they are really dangerous. I know of two deaths on them...one where a man starved to death following it breaking down and he couldn't get off it...
Far better to chance your arm being gassed in france

I think you are a trouble maker Paul
I am being gassed as we speak
and will be only too glad to get rid of our piece of
mouldering cheese in the next week or so
somewhere near Knutsford.

 

[Jaws]

Always amazed me how slow those stair lifts are.. MUST be a a way to speed them up ! I think that is I should ever have to have one fitted ( god forbid ) I would def be in there with the screwdriver !!!

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[Peter & Elaine]

Gremlins last 20 seconds

 

[makems]

Gremlins last 20 seconds

Excellent! ROFLMAO and all the other mnemonics

 

[Yorick]

My dog Elvis has just got a scooter and throws his poo at camper vans and likes to gas folk.


Yup. That should just about piss everybody off

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[Peter & Elaine]

My dog Elvis has just got a scooter and throws his poo at camper vans and likes to gas folk.


Yup. That should just about piss everybody off

Can you recommend a trainer please I would love a dog That can dispose of its own poo

 

[movan]

Thank God it's turned into a funny thread....

 

[Peter & Elaine]

Thank God it's turned into a funny thread....

It did take a little longer than normal
But normal service has now resumed

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[movan]

Wimmin drivers and bad dogs it is then.
sorted

Yup, and also as my post Funster lessons.... don't know who was most embarrassed the poor lady on the scooter and uneven ground or the stall holder. We should be there to support both of them..

.... oh and annoying people with cameras...

 

[TheTwoOfUs]

My dog Elvis has just got a scooter and throws his poo at camper vans and likes to gas folk.


Yup. That should just about piss everybody off

Only if it sings karaoke at the same time.

 

[normanandsue]

I don't think Norman and Sue are getting at the people on scooters, or even dogs, but pointing out that there is a problem. Maybe the aisles need to be wiser or a ruling of some kind, Walk on right hand side or something like in some other public events...

I definitely found that there was a problem with dogs .... ALSO AT MALVERN ... I love dogs but was constantly blocked by people with four or five dogs on leads all crossed over and running every which way but loose. There was no way to overtake them or even continue walking forwards past them.... goodness knows how anyone disabled could have passed without risk of tripping or taking scooter onto the grass.

It took away the pleasure of the show.

Thanks Joy you are absolutely spot on. I was only making an observation not a comment!

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[teddybard]

My dog Elvis has just got a scooter and throws his poo at camper vans and likes to gas folk.


Yup. That should just about piss everybody off

Cook him in a stew for Dinner, that's done the rest.

 

[normanandsue]

I personally thought the first post in this thread is very insensitive to disabled motorhomers we have met many over the last 20yrs and great peeps they have all been,some quite inspirational.so I think they deserve our patience and respect.come on guys cut um some slack,we could end up on a scooter one day
brian and jo

I am sorry for those who found my observation insensitive, it was never intended to be, it was, as I said, an observation and not a comment, but sadly some posters have read more into my observation than was ever intended. If you use a mobility scooter you have my sympathy, though I am sure you do not want it, as there but for the grace of God go I. I confess I do not own a dog by choice but I enjoy other people's dogs.
For this reason I make no comment on my original post except to say it obviously has hit a nerve and as Joy says it is a problem that needs to be addressed for the benefit of able bodied and mobility impaired people, dog owners and non dog owners.

Norman

 

[teddybard]

Can you recommend a trainer please I would love a dog That can dispose of its own poo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ilywnOZUE

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[Jaws]

We are doggy people.. We decided not to have another when we got in to motorhoming for various reasons.. The least of which is not the absolute heartbreak we have when they eventually cast off their mortal coil..

Having said that, I just got a great book as a pressy !!

Tis a cook book from Thailand

101 way to wok your dog ....

 

[cruiser]

we are not normal, we are funsters.

 

[Yorick]

Can you recommend a trainer please I would love a dog That can dispose of its own poo

He has a catapult.

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[Yorick]

Only if it sings karaoke at the same time.

despite being called Elvis he can only do 1 song.

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Hound Dog.

 

[Peter & Elaine]

He has a catapult.

I HAD a catapult once but my mother some how did not see the funny side of the sound of breaking glass

 

[dabhand]

My dog Elvis has just got a scooter and throws his poo at camper vans and likes to gas folk.


Yup. That should just about piss everybody off

He aint nothin but a hound dog though

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[dabhand]

despite being called Elvis he can only do 1 song.

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Hound Dog.

Ignore last post missed this!

 

[dabhand]

I find the problem lies with pedestrians on the pavement.

Bar stewards, get the bloody pedestrians in the road, inconsiderate swines

 

[MykCamper 1]

Hey Norman, just Imagine the response if you had been complaining!!!

I too like other people's dogs, like grand kids, you hand them back when you've had enough!!!

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[movan]

Terry's dog, Max, digs a hole to bury it's own poo in, bless. I'm not sure but he may also do it for Terry too...

 

[scotjimland]

whenever I read 'Just an observation' .... I think

" dodge to avoid being run over" by geriatric speedsters or tripped over by uncontrolled dogs on long leads wandering all over the place.

this was more than an observation.. it places blame ..

if it walks like a duck.. quacks like a duck ... no amount of 'observing' will change it into a Swan

 

[movan]

Awww be fair, our Jim.... the important words are 'uncontrolled' and 'speedsters'.

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[scotjimland]

Awww be fair, our Jim.... the important words are 'uncontrolled' and 'speedsters'.

wasn't being unfair.. not a comment... just making an observation

 

[vin0114]

..must admit I was too busy looking at lots of gorgeous vans instead of looking where I was going so must apologize and thank all the swerving scooters and agile pets for avoiding me

 

[Yorick]

..must admit I was too busy looking at lots of gorgeous totty

Fixed that for you

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