Limerick Competition (1 Viewer)

[656]

A Funster called JJ they cry
An expert on FB meat pie
Jim said that it's tragic
The man who does Magic
Is leaving and going away

 

[Jim]

Can someone who has a bit of free time on their hands kindly add up the likes for me in this thread so we can see who is winning. I will close the competition at the end of the month, so there is still time to win the Travel Journal? Thanks

 

[lorger]

Jim dbsilverfox has 15 and mrs shifzz 14 so tight

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[JJ]

Never mind counting Jim... just give me the prize!

JJ

PS I really need another bottle opener...

 

[DBSilverfox]

Jim dbsilverfox has 15 and mrs shifzz 14 so tight

It is close - mine is 16 though, not 15. not being petty, just accurate

And I voted for my closest competitor oh:

All the best

David

 

[rainbow chasers]

There was a funster called JJ
Who fell in love with fray bentos in their heyday
So hard that man strives
To keep that company alive
He even dances around one on May Day

(I think JJ should receive a prize for being the most mentioned, and best sport!)

Some people go through hell
On some forums because they can't spell
On Fun we don't care
It's the fun that we share
And we don't really care who you tell.

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[Jim]

Ok Its close to call.. We will close it at 9pm on Thursday the 30th. That means we have time for more votes, and maybe the winning limerick has not been posted yet. A really good one could get 17 likes in a moment Come on get liking or writing

 

[rainbow chasers]

The funster we call Hilldweller
Is sometimes a bit of a Heller
He'll say black is white
And argue all night
But really is quite a nice fella.

 

[beachcaster]

The missing Smart

Then up spoke the driver
A man who knew his stuff
"So you're ***** sure you locked the A frame on ?"
But his wife walked away in a huff

barry

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[rainbow chasers]

In a superstore southwest of Goring
The security guards are finding the day boring
Then they notice in the lifts
A man recognised as Shiftzz
So they quickly turn the power off 'til Morning.

 

[golly]

A rally arranged by Haganap,
To get rid of all of your crap,
Its called Bring & Buy,
So tell me please why,
My van is still full of clap trap

 

[Bailey58]

Another one dedicated to JJ:

On his way to a meet one fine day
A Funster was stopped right away
When the police saw him eating
“That pie takes some beating”
As they led him away, said JJ.

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[lorger]

My first ever attempt at a poem so thought id go along the same lines as most and pick on jj


There was an old funster called jj
Who was well past his 21st birthday
He’s loved man city
Even when they where shitty

But his first love was fray bentos
and he wouldn’t share with us
they are said to have steak
but im assured that’s a mistake
and its more like a gravy bake.

He is known to be a magician
And is named often in this competition
For a while he lived in Briton
But one visit to Portugal and he was smitten
So on these shores he’s no more
But a funster for ever more.

 

[acting_strange]

Writing limericks on motorhome fun​

Some didn’t know how it should’ve been done​

Writing line after line​

With never a rhyme​

Their competition will never be won​

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[simsy56]

I'd forgotten all about the limerick
competition so i better be quick,
and write a few lines
that hopefully rhymes
or you'll think, that man, what a prick.


Craig

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[rainbow chasers]

Jim, our Funster ringleader
Taps out manuals on PDF reader
But we all know it's Sian
Who keeps the man calm
With coffee and the odd margharita

 

[lorger]

You can tell im off work and its raining as iv'e had another go might not be good but the choice was write a poem or watch jeremy kyle. So here goes


There was a free forum called fun
That Jim started to charge to run
All the bickering did come
And some decided to leave fun.

It may have made Jim a millionaire
But he still can’t afford Wayne Rooney’s hair
He has even started fun locations
So we can all have cheap vacations

Its generally a good site
But we do have the odd fight
Until Jim give’s us a fright
By withdrawing our sites rights.

All who have stayed
Are now fully paid
And after one year
There are even more here
So come on funster lets have a beer

 

[rainbow chasers]

Mo has decided he is too old
To rally in the biker fold
Sick of camping mats
And smelling cow pats
The Hog will have to be sold.

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[simsy56]

One day a man was driving his car,
when all at once his son said "papa",
"if you drive at this rate,
we're bound to be late,
drive faster", he did, and they are.

Craig

 

[acting_strange]

Two men called Shiftzz and JJ
From each other were so far away
They would row about pies
From noon till sunrise
But were still mates till the end of their day (s)

 

[blamehofman]

Fun is a smile family
Facts is a fun wannabe
Funsters are happy
Facts are too yappy
Fun is the place for me :thumb:

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[blamehofman]

Fun is a smile family
Facts is a fun wannabe
Funsters are happy
Facts are too yappy
Fun is the place for me :thumb:

If this doesn't win I'll eat my h....... Oh! it's finished

 

[acting_strange]

Ode to Hilldweller

There once was a chap called Hilldweller
Who to many wasn’t a happy old fella
To many he’d moan
Causing some to loose groans
But to most he’s a great story teller

 

[acting_strange]

will the be the last??...suspense or what...

Whilst limerick writing on fun
I’ll be sorry when finally it’s done
I’ve written lots of rhyme
Will this be my last time?
NO! There’s still lots more to come....

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[suavecarve]

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantle piece,
To see if they would f.....
all off

 

[lindylou]

We'd just managed to set up our awning
When suddenly and without warning
A dog came along
and peed up a peg
and that's when I saw hime go soaring.

 

[acting_strange]

We’re soon going hols in our Lunar
Oh how I wish the time would come sooner
At Well next the sea
We’ll very soon be
Hopefully not needing our truma

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[acting_strange]

On finding the motorhomefun site
Where kind people help others with their plight
We have been able to spend
Many a happy weekend
With nothing to spoil it, nite nite

 

[novawight]

There once was a camper called Fray Bentos
Who invented a pie with a lid on
Wasn,nt it a pity
He supported Man City
And ate all his pies when they lost

 

[Larrynwin]

OK we're onto Mary now
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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
Iv'e often seen her little lamb
But Iv'e never seen her bear ?
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Groanoh:

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