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Mr Chrysalis

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Shall we write a novel together?

One sentence each to start with, then we can see if we have something worth continuing. Here's my contribution:

"Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun."

Any takers?
 
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Shall we write a novel together?

One sentence each to start with, then we can see if we have something worth continuing. Here's my contribution:

"Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun."

Any takers?
Then the mushroom cloud appeared, the end

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Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun. Flies settled on the fetid rotting carcass..... and he realised that he had probably approached the whole idea of a large BBQ from the wrong direction
 
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Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun. Flies settled on the fetid rotting carcass..... and he realised that he had probably approached the whole idea of a large BBQ from the wrong direction. "Perhaps I should approach from an upwind direction" - he thought ...................

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Shall we write a novel together?

One sentence each to start with, then we can see if we have something worth continuing. Here's my contribution:but no!! these new pig shit infused brickets did not permeate pork essence as it said on the box.

"Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun."

Any takers?
Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun. Flies settled on the fetid rotting carcass..... and he realised that he had probably approached the whole idea of a large BBQ from the wrong direction. "Perhaps I should approach from an upwind direction" - he thought ...................
 
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Note to self

if ever thinking outside the box, save your efforts for a time when less people have spent the day drinking, watching rugby :)(y)

note to OP

this was a half decent idea, but more of a U shaped lounge topic, try an early morning start next time maybe, although it has been done before (y)
 
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Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun. Flies settled on the fetid rotting carcass..... and he realised that he had probably approached the whole idea of a large BBQ from the wrong direction. "Perhaps I should approach from an upwind direction" - he thought ...................who the hell eats armadillo and possum?

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Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun. Flies settled on the fetid rotting carcass..... and he realised that he had probably approached the whole idea of a large BBQ from the wrong direction. "Perhaps I should approach from an upwind direction" - he thought ...................who the hell eats armadillo and possum?

Jim I shouted, you should know better then to put jj in charge of the barbie, now he’s burnt the FB pies...
 

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Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun. Flies settled on the fetid rotting carcass..... and he realised that he had probably approached the whole idea of a large BBQ from the wrong direction. "Perhaps I should approach from an upwind direction" - he thought ...................who the hell eats armadillo and possum? Jim I shouted, you should know better then to put jj in charge of the barbie, now he’s burnt the FB pies...

Just then... appearing as if by magic... Mariella Frostrup arrived and asked... "Does anyone know JJ? I am dying to meet him." ... slowly the gathering crowd realised in horror that she'd turned into a zombie and actually said "I am dying to EAT him!". :eek:

[now that's gotta bring out some suitable replies from funsters ... surely! :D]

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Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun. Flies settled on the fetid rotting carcass..... and he realised that he had probably approached the whole idea of a large BBQ from the wrong direction. "Perhaps I should approach from an upwind direction" - he thought ...................who the hell eats armadillo and possum? Jim I shouted, you should know better then to put jj in charge of the barbie, now he’s burnt the FB pies...

Just then... appearing as if by magic... Mariella Frostrup arrived and asked... "Does anyone know JJ? I am dying to meet him." ... slowly the gathering crowd realised in horror that she'd turned into a zombie and actually said "I am dying to EAT him!". JJ on the other hand, had been warned by another funster staying on site of her arrival and that he would be disappointed by what she actually looks like in the flesh ,these days. JJ took heed to the advice given him, had a quick peek through the bushes and was so distressed by the vision of her, that he did an immediate runner, never to be seen since!
 

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Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun. Flies settled on the fetid rotting carcass..... and he realised that he had probably approached the whole idea of a large BBQ from the wrong direction. "Perhaps I should approach from an upwind direction" - he thought ...................who the hell eats armadillo and possum? Jim I shouted, you should know better then to put jj in charge of the barbie, now he’s burnt the FB pies...

Just then... appearing as if by magic... Mariella Frostrup arrived and asked... "Does anyone know JJ? I am dying to meet him." ... slowly the gathering crowd realised in horror that she'd turned into a zombie and actually said "I am dying to EAT him!". JJ on the other hand, had been warned by another funster staying on site of her arrival and that he would be disappointed by what she actually looks like in the flesh ,these days. JJ took heed to the advice given him, had a quick peek through the bushes and was so distressed by the vision of her, that he did an immediate runner, never to be seen since!

So what happened to JJ’s brand new three hundred thousand pounds RV complete with Smart car I hear you ask?
 

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And then Ian the builder came along and bricked up the hole so no one could see anything.
 

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It was then hell happened, old mo started with a graffiti of jokes on the wall.
 

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Banksy turned up... saw Old Mo's hilarious graffiti... got depressed knowing he could never match it... retired... and went to live in the comedy wilderness that is called Swindon.

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Banksy turned up... saw Old Mo's hilarious graffiti... got depressed knowing he could never match it... retired... and went to live in the comedy wilderness that is called Swindon.
No he didnt, Banksy was so impressed meeting all the funsters in Portugal, that he bought a moho, joined MH Fun as a new member, from that day on people were waking up to find Priceless Graphics sprayed on the side and rear of their vans, raising the values of these well above what most Swift Owners could even contemplate owning in the future! :D2 :imoutahere:
 
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Its a novel not a pantomime.


JJ :cool:
Just getting in the festive spirit JJ, and it is the Pantomime season coming up soon.
Anyway you should be out and about enjoying your new £300,000 moho with the Smart Car on the back?
you see I believe everything thats written on ere, Fairy tales too !:D
Well your only 60 once in your life eh? Seasons Greetings to you & Yours
Les

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Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun. Flies settled on the fetid rotting carcass..... and he realised that he had probably approached the whole idea of a large BBQ from the wrong direction. "Perhaps I should approach from an upwind direction" - he thought ...................who the hell eats armadillo and possum? Jim I shouted, you should know better then to put jj in charge of the barbie, now he’s burnt the FB pies...

Just then... appearing as if by magic... Mariella Frostrup arrived and asked... "Does anyone know JJ? I am dying to meet him." ... slowly the gathering crowd realised in horror that she'd turned into a zombie and actually said "I am dying to EAT him!". JJ on the other hand, had been warned by another funster staying on site of her arrival and that he would be disappointed by what she actually looks like in the flesh ,these days. JJ took heed to the advice given him, had a quick peek through the bushes and was so distressed by the vision of her, that he did an immediate runner, never to be seen since!

So what happened to JJ’s brand new three hundred thousand pounds RV complete with Smart car I hear you ask?

It was then hell happened, old mo started with a graffiti of jokes on the wall. Banksy turned up... saw Old Mo's hilarious graffiti... got depressed knowing he could never match it... retired... and went to live in the comedy wilderness that is called Swindon ... taking JJ's new MH and Smart car with him along with his massive stash of FB pies to munch on.
 

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"Through a hole in the wall, Sam Michelle watched smoke spiralling from the horizon against the dull amber backdrop of the setting sun."

Yippeeeeee, said Sam, the Kebab House is open.

The end.(y)

I can't wait for the next book.:cool:
 

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