JUST FOR HER (2 Viewers)

[Judge Mental]

Oooh you could be in soooooooooooooo much trouble

I suffer more then most! Mrs M from Asian descent and tommorow Diwali...there version of Christmas!. So I have to put up with two a year..and no I ain't bought nufink

Oh! bought her some brake disks and pads for the car

 

[scousebird]

I suffer more then most! Mrs M from Asian descent and tommorow Diwali...there version of Christmas!. So I have to put up with two a year..and no I ain't bought nufink

Oh! bought her some brake disks and pads for the car

Oh you're so romantic meany bum

 

[PP Bear]

Get one of these and ask her....

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[PP Bear]

Or try one of these.....

 

[gus-lopez]

Having got fed up buying unwanted gifts, I asked .
" Nothing, don't need anything, got anything I want & if I want anything I can buy it, " so that's what i got
.& have continued to do for the last 25 years.

 

[Eve]

Try a gift in a different form,a surprise holiday? Weekend away??spar break??,men can use the imagination when it's something for themselves!,

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[Judge Mental]

Get one of these and ask her....

So Funny..but true!

 

[Anthea M]

I had a light switch surround once because I happened to say I liked it in B&Q!! Mentioned I like pandora charms frequently before birthday and xmas! And have received them! Subliminal brain washing works!

 

[scousebird]

pandora charms

I have a Pandora bracelet & charms, Alan is chuffed cos it means my Christmas & birthday presents are sorted for ever more!

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[johnp10]

I have a Pandora bracelet & charms, Alan is chuffed cos it means my Christmas & birthday presents are sorted for ever more!

Until, years down the line, you start on the
"always the same thing...have you no imagination...I've been hinting.....you never listen".

Familiar, guys?
My Management says I never listen.
I suggested she stop talking to me, but she still does.

 

[Judge Mental]

how many times do I have to reiterate..treat em mean keep em keen

 

[scousebird]

"always the same thing...have you no imagination...I've been hinting.....you never listen".

Who moi? Never. I love my Pandora charms and I want more, more, more!

Also love Swarovski jewelry

so there you go guys, if any of you want to buy me a pressie I've given you some ideas

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[scousebird]

how many times do I have to reiterate..treat em mean keep em keen

have you got a death-wish or what?

 

[Judge Mental]

have you got a death-wish or what?

See what i mean chaps..Plus get real NASTY when challenged! Endless not so subliminal manipulation


child's Christmas lists: girl wants 40 gifts. boy wants a fishing rod. that is the fundamental difference right there

I bought 2 tooth brushes from Salisbury £1 - wife has to have the best electric £180 ( it was a bargain apparently)

 

[Eve]

I refuse to rise to the bait

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[Big bus man]

Who moi? Never. I love my Pandora charms and I want more, more, more!

Also love Swarovski jewelry

so there you go guys, if any of you want to buy me a pressie I've given you some ideas

We do listen, WE DO.... problem is they don't sell them in Tesco's

 

[johnp10]

I have a Pandora bracelet & charms, Alan is chuffed cos it means my Christmas & birthday presents are sorted for ever more!

Who moi? Never. I love my Pandora charms and I want more, more, more!

Also love Swarovski jewelry

so there you go guys, if any of you want to buy me a pressie I've given you some ideas

There we have it!
Something else added to the equation.
It started with "an idea", now we have "ideaS"
We don't stand a chance.

 

[scousebird]

There we have it!
Something else added to the equation.
It started with "an idea", now we have "ideaS"
We don't stand a chance.

No, you're not getting it - you have CHOICES

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[johnp10]

No, you're not getting it - you have CHOICES

This is a devious female ploy.....
The only way to get the choice right is to buy both / all.

Been married 45 years.
I know how it works.
I know my place.

 

[scousebird]

Been married 45 years.
I know my place.

Glad to know that

 

[scousebird]

This is a devious female ploy.....
The only way to get the choice right is to buy both / all.

It's not a ploy - I'm trying to help all you confused boys out there

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[Big bus man]

I said to her "is there anything you particularly want this year as I want to at least try and get something right", she said "did you not get the list I sent to your works email!" so I looked for it this morning, titled "Hint list", it contains a list of websites that sell Gold; Handbags; Watches and Holidays, No Bl***y scarfs anywhere!!

 

[Judge Mental]

I said to her "is there anything you particularly want this year as I want to at least try and get something right", she said "did you not get the list I sent to your works email!" so I looked for it this morning, titled "Hint list", it contains a list of websites that sell Gold; Handbags; Watches and Holidays, No Bl***y scarfs anywhere!!

scarves? How about some handcuffs and a gag?

 

[Big bus man]

That was last year!!

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[Puddleduck]

I know what my Christmas gift will be ...... but I don't get it until April and it will probably have to last 10 years at least.

 

[32143]

I have a Pandora bracelet & charms, Alan is chuffed cos it means my Christmas & birthday presents are sorted for ever more!

Yeah I got a bracelet and lots of charms for my 40th! For some reason Nige still can't fathom as he knew I didn't like them, he said to my brother when asked if I would like it, yes! So I got a bracelet, safety chain and several charms off my family. Just don't like that kind of thing

 

[johnp10]

It's not a ploy - I'm trying to help all you confused boys out there

There is no confusion.
It works like this..........listen up guys.......Uncle John will educate you...

Buy everything and you will have a quiet, peaceful Christmas.
Get it wrong, she will get the hump, stop speaking, you will have a quiet, peaceful Christmas.

I don't pretend to understand them wimmin folk, but I sure knows how to get a bit of peace.

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[scotzsue]

John saw, after buying several others, a bottle of single malt he had been looking for for ages. (in Andorra) I bought it for his christmas.
I struggle with wearing a watch, has to be totally stainless steel touching me or I get a weeping rash on my wrist, have 3 which are exactly the same, One lives in the van and I wear one of the others, spare is in case I wash another one
On the ferry on the way home saw a different style, same make, said several times that I really liked it and it would be nice for a change, left John browsing.
Talking of Christmas, after shop was shut i asked if he had got it for my christmas, No, but if i had asked him to get it for me he would have, next time I will be a subtle as a brick. Friends with us were in stitches.

 

[Millie's Mum and Dad]

I gave my wife a new oven glove for Christmas. It was in the shape of a crocodile. She didn't like it, and wasn't terribly happy.
Bloody ungrateful.

 

[scousebird]

Yeah I got a bracelet and lots of charms for my 40th! For some reason Nige still can't fathom as he knew I didn't like them, he said to my brother when asked if I would like it, yes! So I got a bracelet, safety chain and several charms off my family. Just don't like that kind of thing

ooh, you can send them my way - all contributions gratefully received

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