Just been informed I'm related to the king

[Diabalo]

I have just been informed by the genealogy site familysearch.org that Im related to the king, no not Chaz but THE king Elvis Presley, he is my 12th cousin twice removed. So I want a bit of respect from now on Uh-Huh-Huh.

 

[Bailey58]

When's the next tour?

 

[Jim]

I have just been informed by the genealogy site familysearch.org that Im related to the king, no not Chaz but THE king Elvis Presley, he is my 12th cousin twice removed. So I want a bit of respect from now on Uh-Huh-Huh.

You'd better stop eating burgers in the loo!

 

[Jim]

I have just been informed by the genealogy site familysearch.org that Im related to the king, no not Chaz but THE king Elvis Presley, he is my 12th cousin twice removed. So I want a bit of respect from now on Uh-Huh-Huh.

That explains why you love your meat tender

 

[Jim]

I have just been informed by the genealogy site familysearch.org that Im related to the king, no not Chaz but THE king Elvis Presley, he is my 12th cousin twice removed. So I want a bit of respect from now on Uh-Huh-Huh.

And why you wear those Jailhouse Crocs

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[PP Bear]

 

[PP Bear]

I bet you’ve almost perfected your mime Elvis act by now then. Just need a little less conversation

 

[PP Bear]

Just think, you’ll be able to garnish your salads with Elvis Parsley.

 

[Norfolk Nige]

That explains why you love your meat tender

 

[PP Bear]

Last one, for now

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[Manxcat]

I saw him in Sainsburys only yesterday

 

[Bailey58]

Any bills you get can be Returned to Sender.

 

[Guigsy]

From this website, and extrapolating it looks like you share that honour with at least 100m other people...

Cousin statistics - ISOGG Wiki

isogg.org

 

[fat haggis]

And why you wear those Jailhouse Crocs

 

[cliffanger]

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Diabalo I’m very happy for you and your good news.

However after LOVING the Crocs, I apologise for thread drift ……

Janine - LOOK WHAT IVE FOUND:

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Shall we get a matching pair?

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[Diabalo]

I think some on here are not taking this seriously and extracting the urine, please Don't be cruel I'm all shock up and you will find me Crying in the chapel

 

[Roby2008]

Everyone has a Wooden Heart, don't expect any sympathy, they are all the Devil in Disguise.............

 

[poppycamper]

"Apparently" Adam and Eve were the Daddy and Mummy of everyone, therefore we must all be related..

 

[Guigsy]

"Apparently" Adam and Eve were the Daddy and Mummy of everyone, therefore we must all be related..

And Eve is Adam's trans twin.

 

[Roby2008]

"Apparently" Adam and Eve were the Daddy and Mummy of everyone, therefore we must all be related..

And Eve is Adam's trans twin.

Be careful you don`t want to upset the BLT community ............... or is the LNER community..or was it the L&SWR...

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[maison]

I have just been informed by the genealogy site familysearch.org that Im related to the king, no not Chaz but THE king Elvis Presley, he is my 12th cousin twice removed. So I want a bit of respect from now on Uh-Huh-Huh.

No you’re not.

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog.

 

[Sue and Rick]

I saw him in Sainsburys only yesterday

Chip shop, he works there.

 

[bobandjanie]

Take no notice of them Dane, we always thought you was a little bit special.
But then we have Suspicious Minds.
Bob.

 

[PP Bear]

Take no notice of them Dane, we always thought you was a little bit special.
But then we have Suspicious Minds.
Bob.

Special with needs

 

[Otter Spotter]

So, guess what you’re doing at the next Rally! Better get your boots and belts polished and perfect your mic. Technique

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[Folkranger]

"Apparently" Adam and Eve were the Daddy and Mummy of everyone, therefore we must all be related..

"Apparently" Adam and Eve were the Daddy and Mummy of everyone, therefore we must all be related..

Only if you Adam and Eve that.

 

[steve69]

More of a U-shaped lounge article but never mind.

 

[TheBig1]

More of a U-shaped lounge article but never mind.

or in the ghetto

 

[PP Bear]

or in the ghetto

Is that a chocolate gateau

 

[bobandjanie]

We had some bloke that sang at the fun rallies, he might also be related to Elvis he certainly knows all the songs.

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