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[Silkcut1105]

Man goes to a fancy dress party with just a glass over his wini, says 'I've come as a fireman!'. In Emergency... Break glass, pull knob, & I'll come as fast as I can!! Tickled me this..:thumb:

 

[Silkcut1105]

When I was young ..
I was told eat your carrots u will see in the dark
Eat your crusts you will have curly hair
Drink your milk you will be big and strong
Now I am Hung like a horse what did i eat ..thanks Tesco:thumb:

 

[Bailey58]

What are they doing in Motorhome Chat? oh:

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