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Feb 18, 2017
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I'm thinking of creating a Political Party
I just need you lot to fund my purchase of a brand new Morello motorhome.
Obviously it needs to be of a higher spec than the cheap, £100,000 Niesmann & Bischoff one bought by the SNP for use as a "battlebus" (Story Here)

Obviously, like all Politicians I'm prepared to sell, at mates rates, a few gongs and honours in return for donations.
However in order to appease the populace and to encourage substantial donations from hoi polloi MF members what do you think my main policies should be ?
 
Mar 22, 2023
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I'm thinking of creating a Political Party
I just need you lot to fund my purchase of a brand new Morello motorhome.
Obviously it needs to be of a higher spec than the cheap, £100,000 Niesmann & Bischoff one bought by the SNP for use as a "battlebus" (Story Here)

Obviously, like all Politicians I'm prepared to sell, at mates rates, a few gongs and honours in return for donations.
However in order to appease the populace and to encourage substantial donations from hoi polloi MF members what do you think my main policies should be ?
what do you think my main policies should be
Not so much a policy rather a characteristic and that is to be a born liar. If you don't meet that criteria, don't even start the party.
 
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I'll chip in with £2 and a bag of crisps.

I shall expect a Knighthood from the OP.
 
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Feb 18, 2017
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I'll chip in with £2 and a bag of crisps.

I shall expect a Knighthood from the OP.
A politicians promise of a knighthood for that man!

For another £5 and a beer I promise I'll upgrade you to the House of Lords, or make it a tenner and I'll get you on the board of a couple of companies and an executive director
 

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Party name "The Crankey Party".

1) Provide top of the range motorhomes to all MHF Lifetime members.
2) Give all MHF Lifetime members free tax for life.
3) Provide MHF Lifetime members with free fuel for life.
4) Give Jim a nighthood.
5) Party dress all kilts with nothing underneath.
 
Jul 28, 2021
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I'm thinking of creating a Political Party
I just need you lot to fund my purchase of a brand new Morello motorhome.
Obviously it needs to be of a higher spec than the cheap, £100,000 Niesmann & Bischoff one bought by the SNP for use as a "battlebus" (Story Here)

Obviously, like all Politicians I'm prepared to sell, at mates rates, a few gongs and honours in return for donations.
However in order to appease the populace and to encourage substantial donations from hoi polloi MF members what do you think my main policies should be ?
You couldn't do better than these for starters.....
 
Dec 2, 2019
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this one might be available but could be a tad expensive

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Feb 18, 2017
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this one might be available but could be a tad expensive

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Now exactly where did that additional £350 million a week the NHS were promised end up ?

There are 1.4m staff in the NHS, that means the current government can afford to pay each and every one, an additional £250 per week (or £13k extra per year).

If only they kept their promises the NHS crisis could be resolved by the end of next week.
I think that could be my Party's first valid policy. To actually pay the promised money.

The other policy with be to have a Party Party in number ten for all my donors. We will call it a meeting with drinks.
The Party will then reconvene at Motorhome Rallies throughout the land, with all proven doners getting free beer.
 

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