John Bishop

[kcy]

We saw John Bishop in leeds last night soooo funny I was crying. He was upgraded on a flight to Australia and the plane had showers so he joined the mile high club all on his own

 

[kcy]

ooops wrong thread. Sorry Jim put me right

 

[movan]

If I were younger, I would fancy John Bishop .. honest.. Really like him.. pity he's joined the bandwagon of swearing to get a laugh, now that he has made it... I admired him once for not doing that.

 

[movan]

Crumbs, getting confusing on here tonight.... wrong thread, wrong title, need a brain ..

 

[kcy]

I'm always confused. Havent a clue what I'm doing. dont understand.
JBs swearing really wasn't bad and when he did it was appropriate. He also resqued a pig and the RSPCA came round to see if his place was suitable for a pig to live in.

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[DBK]

A few years ago I was talked into going to see a Roy Chubby Brown concert. Now he could swear. Unfortunately his humour was worse. A wasted evening for me but John Bishop I would be happy to go and see.

 

[rangi]

Billy T James and Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, Norman Gunston too , gentle ,ironic, funny!

 

[Fletton]

A few years ago I was talked into going to see a Roy Chubby Brown concert. Now he could swear. Unfortunately his humour was worse. A wasted evening for me but John Bishop I would be happy to go and see.

Back then when i was an innocent teenager... it was (crude) funni...

I saw him a few times in the eighty's (RCB) when he had strippers as the support act "Rugby club mens nights".. so to speak... A big contrast to the Two Ronnies etc on the tele at the time - he stopped with the strippers when he realised he appealed to (some of) the fairer sex too...


Today... would I ..... Nawh!...

Prefer more sophisticated humour these days... (unless pished of course!.. then it's a free for all)..

 

[martin1485]

[QUOTE="Prefer more sophisticated humour these days... [/QUOTE]

Is that why you joined FUN?

 

[Tootles]

Er....Is he a real Bishop??

Like, Bishop John?

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[Jamwitt]

Same jokes as bournemouth then

 

[swanseajack13]

if bish used the same act as Cardiff show did he use the hands in the shower that he had on stage to join the mile high club lol ray

 

[bigfoot]

We are going to see him in December and my daughter and her partner are going to Manchester to see him with free tickets from 'Tickets for troops' and her seats are better than our paid ones! I don't begrudge him.
The best Liverpool comedian is Ken Dodd-never swears and should be knighted.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

We are going to see him in December and my daughter and her partner are going to Manchester to see him with free tickets from 'Tickets for troops' and her seats are better than our paid ones! I don't begrudge him.
The best Liverpool comedian is Ken Dodd-never swears and should be knighted.

Stan Boardman's the man. I still curl up watching the 'germans bombing the chipppy' sketch. You Tube is your friend!
Saw him live..............never swore once, the audience was fairly difficult to please soldiers who were rolling in the aisles.

 

[geoffles]

Saw Lee Evans last week in Liverpool and ended up leaving 15 mins before the end as the language was just over the top and not called for.

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[Tootles]

Saw Lee Evans last week in Liverpool and ended up leaving 15 mins before the end as the language was just over the top and not called for.

Well, what did you expect in Liverpool!! Anyway, you go and see these guys knowing what they will be coming out with, it's what 95% of the paying public want.

Er, was your car still there??

 

[geoffles]

Well, what did you expect in Liverpool!! Anyway, you go and see these guys knowing what they will be coming out with, it's what 95% of the paying public want.

Er, was your car still there??

Sadly it wasnt what i expected, not sure why being in Liverpool would make a difference. I have seen Lee Evans twice before in Manchester and he didnt use half the language, there is an acceptable amount i expect but so many people said the same thing it was just boring to fill spaces with.

 

[Tootles]

I read somewhere that comedians 'tailor' their language to different cities/towns/venues. Liverpool, and Newcastle seem to be at the bottom of the list for some strange, unknown reason, as it is well known that Liverpool, (city of culture), is very effluent......

 

[Bertie Bassett]

I read somewhere that comedians 'tailor' their language to different cities/towns/venues. Liverpool, and Newcastle seem to be at the bottom of the list for some strange, unknown reason, as it is well known that Liverpool, (city of culture), is very effluent......

Sensible head on:Having worked a few years in Liverpool in the nineties I was surprised just how soon I got to like working there. Generous people for the most part. Sensible head orf.

 

[Tootles]

Sensible head on:Having worked a few years in Liverpool in the nineties I was surprised just how soon I got to like working there. Generous people for the most part. Sensible head orf.

I knew I had met you before!! Walking down Upper Parliment Street wearing a cardboard box over your head. Did your work there relate to the removal of peoples hubcaps??

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[Bertie Bassett]

I knew I had met you before!! Walking down Upper Parliment Street wearing a cardboard box over your head. Did your work there relate to the removal of peoples hubcaps??

Substitute knee for hub and you've got it constable!

 

[Tootles]

Typical. I always make friends with thugs and villains.....Now a footpad, it seems.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Typical. I always make friends with thugs and villains.....Now a footpad, it seems.

No pads are so 1880's it's spray administered directly into the nostril now(allegedly)...................and gone Zzzzzzzz. Bugger not another gassing thread!

 

[Tootles]

DON'T WAKE HIM UP!! My God, Little Buttons has only been asleep an hour!

 

[swanseajack13]

its 2014 bish shows sell out no ticking sticks on stage in his show you do not have to go to his shows and Liverpool people are great and like Liverpool people Newcastle are full of fun one life live it lol ray

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