After seeing my dear friend @JJ with his feeble attempts at horticulture with his dashboard lettuce farm I got to thinking maybe I should attempt a small horticultural enterprise. As am a country boy from oop norf where the only people that eat lettuce are lesbians I got to thinking, what would be a nice northern manly persuit. It came to me in a flash, GRAPES. So, I give you "Chateau Snowbird". The vintage will only be available from selected outlets, orders are now being taken, with deposit, in cash for the first crop.