James Bond Nostalgia

[Viennese]

Is anyone, like me, enjoying the 007 films on ITV4 this week. All the early ones, tonight was Goldfinger, tomorrow is Thunderball!

 

[Jim]

Dr No
Honey Ryder: “Are you looking for shells too?”
Bond: “No, I’m just looking.”

 

[eddie]

Do you expect me to talk?
No, I expect you to die Mr Bond

 

[eddie]

What did Sean Connery, say when he put a bookshelf up in the library, on the set of Goldfinger, which later collapsed on his head during filming?

(said as Connery's James Bond)

“I only have my shelf to blame”

 

[jdk62]

I liked Russ Abbots Bond spoof.... Basildon Bond...

he had a fantastic line. ( think in Sean Connery accent):-

” Well hello Miss Funnyfanny...”

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[Janine]

Is anyone, like me, enjoying the 007 films on ITV4 this week. All the early ones, tonight was Goldfinger, tomorrow is Thunderball!

Adam has every 007 film on dvd - I think I might make a start on watching them! (Without the adverts )

 

[dabhand]

“I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”

 

[Sapper520]

Adam has every 007 film on dvd - I think I might make a start on watching them! (Without the adverts )

DVD.....what’s that?

 

[M-J]

James Bond:
Do you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger:
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

 

[westhamman]

I'm sorry James Bond is a misogynist, sex addicted, violent killer. Should it still be allowed on tv, should we still be encouraging people to cheer when he kills many people when they have not have chance to a legal defence. I mean to say he uses gas guzzling cars and planes without a thought to the environment. I am not not a effienado on Bond, but has anybody ever seen him driving a motorhome or emptying a full cassette.
I was on a training programme some years ago, mainly social workers, the ice breaker was who are your heroes, who do look up to. Teachers, parents, grandparents were there answers, me James Bond, for most of the above reasons, didn't go down well, oh well never mind, they did say it could be real or fictional.

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[JJ]

Mr Westhamman's post got me trying to imagine what gizmos Q would have built into Mr Bond's bed in his motorhome...

JJ

 

[suavecarve]

Mr Westhamman's post got me trying to imagine what gizmos Q would have built into Mr Bonds bed in his motorhome...

JJ

The automatic toilet dump whilst moving. Preferably from a height that would hit the annoying person behind you who kept trying to overtake in dangerous positions so that it hit their windscreen or more preferably their convertible

 

[JJ]

The automatic toilet dump whilst moving. Preferably from a height that would hit the annoying person behind you who kept trying to overtake in dangerous positions so that it hit their windscreen or more preferably their convertible

...built into his bed???

JJ

 

[westhamman]

What was built into a bed, would depend who he was sharing with, for example Mrs Westhamman he would need a a comfy pillow and heavy tog duvet and ear defenders from the snoring, Ursula Andress he would need other more relevant equipment.

 

[suavecarve]

...built into his bed???

JJ

Keeping the rear end up

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[carolyn]

James Bond wouldn’t need any special gizmos built into his bed, I think all his powers are natural JJ . Well that’s what I’ve always assumed anyway and I don’t want you spoiling my fantasies now thank you very much!

 

[Nasher]

James Bond wouldn’t need any special gizmos built into his bed, I think all his powers are natural JJ . Well that’s what I’ve always assumed anyway and I don’t want you spoiling my fantasies now thank you very much!

I taught James Bond everything he knows in that dept........

 

[St Piran]

Viagra won't make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.

 

[dabhand]

James Bond wouldn’t need any special gizmos built into his bed, I think all his powers are natural JJ . Well that’s what I’ve always assumed anyway and I don’t want you spoiling my fantasies now thank you very much!

What’s natural JJ? .... Joyous Jollification perhaps?

 

[Reallyretired]

I have all the James Bond films on blueray and quite often watch them on my 8ft projection screen in my study.

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[Dazzlin]

What’s natural JJ? .... Joyous Jollification perhaps?

That sounds more Ken Dodd than Sean Connery.