It Always Happens When I Hit The Open Road... (1 Viewer)

[JJ]

...I fuel up etc and point the Hymer south and I always find a calm descends over me and a big smile stretches fro ear to ear...

... always.

Just arrived at the walled city of Evora where I know of a small but very tasty Chinese buffet place.

JJ

 

[buttons]

...I fuel up etc and point the Hymer south and I always find a calm descends over me and a big smile stretches fro ear to ear...

... always.

Just arrived at the walled city of Evora where I know of a small but very tasty Chinese buffet place.

JJ

What is the good of a small buffet to a big guy like you. You'll have to have some toast when you get home.

 

[JJ]

Sadly buffet is only available at lunchtime.

I have make do with this...

(Crispy duck pancakes already scoffed.)

JJ

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[hilldweller]

Look at him, only used to Fray Bentos, proper food and he's shaking like a leaf.

 

[Frentchy]

Look at him, only used to Fray Bentos, proper food and he's shaking like a leaf.

Proper food??!!!! Ou LA LAAHH!!! It exzists only en La France

 

[JJ]

First night stopping place...

No gassing.

No noise.

No fee.

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[dabhand]

Sadly buffet is only available at lunchtime.

I have make do with this...

(Crispy duck pancakes already scoffed.)

JJ

Last time I had crispy duck it wasn't that good I said to the waiter "This is really rubbery" the waiter said "Ah, tan ye very march"

 

[hilldweller]

Proper food??!!!! Ou LA LAAHH!!! It exzists only en La France

Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.

How many French are there ?
How many Chinese are there ?

I rest my case.

 

[Viennese]

View attachment 44943 First night stopping place...

No gassing.

No noise.

No fee.

Is that a cordon sanitaire around you JJ??

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[JJ]

Last time I had crispy duck it wasn't that good I said to the waiter "This is really rubbery" the waiter said "Ah, tan ye very march"

Bet he spoke better English than you do Chinese...


JJ

 

[JJ]

Is that a cordon sanitaire around you JJ??

Je ne comprends pas...

Je ne parle pas francais.


JJ

 

[ABZSteve]

Bet he spoke better English than you do Chinese...


JJ

wo hui shuo yi diar putonghua

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[hilldweller]

Is that a cordon sanitaire around you JJ??

No, just a few too many FB pies.

 

[JJ]

wo hui shuo yi diar putonghua

Excellent... but how is your Cantonese?


JJ

 

[JJ]

Just had a bite of "lunch" here...

Brilliant!



JJ

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[jockaneezer]

You sure you're in Portugal, looks like Camp Bastion

 

[DBK]

If you want a personalised number plate, there is one available in Figueira. Not my thing, I can always recognise my vehicle but some people like them.

 

[Cossieg]

what's the coords for that place in Evora JJ? We're just south of Porto at the mo and it's blowin a bar steward and throwing it down!! hoping the weather will get better tomorrow and we'll continue our wander south!

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[JJ]

what's the coords for that place in Evora

Do you mean the restaurant?

If so I don't have the co-ordinates but I can tell you how the get there...

JJ

 

[JJ]

Now at Santa Luzia very near my old hunting ground of Tavira/Cabanas...

Am having a Rufty Tufty, off-site, mini meet with a couple (+1) of famous, celebrity Funsters.

My people tell me pancakes are on the way... yummmmmmmmmmy.

JJ

 

[dabhand]

Bet he spoke better English than you do Chinese...


JJ

Been learning it for a while, here's a few words for you!

Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table

Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift

Dum Gai - A stupid person

Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive

Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice

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[ABZSteve]

Excellent... but how is your Cantonese?


JJ

不好 (bù hǎo), written, much the same, oral, no so much.

 

[2657]

This rufty tufty spot

Or this one

Another couple of weeks before we get to our winter quarters but as we are not rufty tufty we will be on your favourite site

 

[Scout]

Been learning it for a while, here's a few words for you!

Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table

Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift

Dum Gai - A stupid person

Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive

Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice

lmao I was half way down befor I twiged

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[bobandjanie]

That first one got cold but he had another 3 or 4 with fresh lemon juice and rufty tufty vanilla sugar

 

[Tootles]

View attachment 44943 First night stopping place...

No gassing.

No noise.

No fee.

.....And no friends, I observe.................Billy No Mates Camps Again..........

 

[JJ]

.....And no friends, I observe.................Billy No Mates Camps Again..........

Excuse me...

Friends are an expensive luxury...

I am only a very few and the ones I do have are VERY special...


and they bloody well never write insulting posts...


JJ

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[JJ]

I have a special visitor...

JJ

 

[Tootles]

Excuse me...

Friends are an expensive luxury...

I am only a very few and the ones I do have are VERY special...


and they bloody well never write insulting posts...


JJ

........And they don't come near you when your parked up??

 

[JJ]

How close do you want?

JJ

(Come on Mr Tootles... make it more of a challenge than that!)

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