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Teenages who commit crime should be forced to wear wifi jammers to prevent them using the internet, rather than being sent to prison, a senior police leader has suggested.
Bring back the stocks
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Teenages who commit crime should be forced to wear wifi jammers to prevent them using the internet, rather than being sent to prison, a senior police leader has suggested.
I much prefer: Teenagers who commit crime should be taken from this place, to another place, that resembles a very large quarry, preferably in some remote hole like Wales, given a toffee hammer, and be told that unless they produce at least 4 cwt of broken granite a day, then they wont get clean nappies. That should do it.
I have sent this suggestion to several senior police officers, Members of Parliment, and the CEO of Grange Construction Materials. Only Grange Construction Materials bothered to reply. (y)
 

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WIFI jamers the modern day equivalent of the stocks
but i think braking rock#s would be better
But nobody would get the fun out of throwing rotten fruit at them. Only they'd know the punishment by wifi jammers. Sending them to a quarry would be isolation whereas sticks would be extremely public
 

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Litter picking from our roads, motorways and parks would be good as its mostly their late night take-away boxes and drink bottles and cans that are the problem. Collecting fly tipping refuse and dog sh*t would also be useful. Cleaning up chewing gum in public places would also be worthwhile!

If they don't relish the above then American style chain gang rock breaking in all weathers for 8 hours a day might encourage better behaviour in which case they can be promoted to the litter picking section or demoted again if they need further "guidance"!
 
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I assume the WiFi jammer notion was a joke? Surely it couldn't be the usual tech-ignorant tripe uttered by someone in authority?

Anyone with any device of that sort would certainly enjoy the reaction when he/she visited the local coffee shop / pub / supermarket / almost anywhere.

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