- Aug 27, 2008
- Funster No
- Sold and bought a Caravan
- 9 years !!!!
Je suis desolate !! oh: To have my hopes dashed in such a fashion ! How cruel can you be ! Just as I was dragging my unworthy body off my knees into a fine upright position once more !! Oh Death, where is thy sting? Oh Grave thy victory ! Ah well, such memories that I have I shall keep !!Last night Svetlana went to the bar for a last drink before meeting her dream lover, carrying the picture I gave her ( OK it was Daniel Craig in shorts but I thought close enough, Stephen wears shorts ), she was sat there sipping her pint of vodka as usual ( though her party trick is to down it in one follwed by lighting her farts, which once burned down a bar and a good part of Irekunst where she went for the annual hampster eating competition which she won with 273 in one minute ), then across the bar her eyes met Jose.
Jose the bull castrator from Barcelona. He showed her his equipment, two razor sharp rocks signed by the Pope and authorised for bulls and rapists and her heart and hormones took over. They made passionate love for 3 solid hours on the pebble beach across from the bar. People queued to watch, several women fainted, 2 men through themselves into the water.
Then in a blink of the eye they were gone.
Sorry Stephen. I did my best, I hope you don't expect a refund.
I just hope that the tears in my eyes do not fall into the repast that I will prepare for you and your child bride !