If The Vans A-Rocking, Dont Bother Knocking!!

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  1. dazzer

    dazzer Read Only Funster

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    Well its about time someone lower the tone of the site to gutter level :Blush: so here goes!!!:Eeek:

    If your of a nervous nature or easily offended please read no further and go looking for fluffy bunnies on Google :ROFLMAO:

    We were away at a site this weekend (me, wifee and 4 kids :Eeek:) in the RV and were parked up next another motorhome that had a mum,dad and 3 kids aged about 5 ,7 and 10ish.

    The motorhome was a Euro model and didnt have a separate end bedroom (well not that i could see anyway) so we assume they all bedded down for the night in the same room.

    Not wanting to paint too graphic a picture but lets just say the suspension on the motorhome seemed to be getting a good workout and the sound insulation wasnt all it could have been on more than 1 occasion over the weekend.:Blush:

    Our RV has an end bedroom with a door between the living area and the bedroom but as we always have at least 1 kid with us when ever we go away we would never dream of getting "on the job" :Eeek: so to speak when we are away.

    Just wondered how the rest of you dealt with this very important issue and if you had and "tips" :Eeek: for the rest of us, maybe you fulltimers have the best perspective:Eeek:. Who knows maybe the people we were next to this weekend might read it and take notice!!!!:thumb::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Theres nothing worse Dazzer, especially if your getting Non:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Geo
    Ps Jim may move this to the belly locker:Eeek:
     
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    Can only suggest that the owner of the van invests in a set of Airides.
    They apparently improve stability, stiffen up the rear end and counteract body roll.
    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  4. dazzer

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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Superb................Looks like weve found another level below the gutter :thumb:
     
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    You could have shouted 'Hey keep it down'................
     
  6. moandick

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    The Army always teaches it that way - "E D I P"......Eeek::Eeek:

    Are you sitting comfortably - then I'll begin - Explanation, Demonstration, Imitation, Practise...... can't see anything wrong in that :RollEyes::RollEyes:

    Easier than trying to talk about the ruddy birds and bees, anyway :Eeek:
     
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    You could have got out your webcam and made a movie for You Tube!
    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    :ROFLMAO: you could have got done for being a peeping tom :thumb::ROFLMAO:
    terry
     
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    Wait until all the kids are asleep, then do it quietly!

    Save the chandelier and wetsuit stuff for when you're back home... :thumb:
     
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    Brisey.............youre not insinuating the couple were slightly overweight were you. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Shouldn't that be "front end" :ROFLMAO:

    Olley
     
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    Dazzer said there were sounds of knocking coming from the motorhome so the front end probably needed some form of lubrication. :winky::winky:
     
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    We have airide!!! and according to my grandaughter bunkup beds :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    were they or wern't they that is the ? we can only assume, they could have been dancing:ROFLMAO:good luck to them they should join the fun hope you left them a flyer:ROFLMAO:
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    A friend of mine once blamed the rocking on the wind. Love to know if the kids did beleive him.
     
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    Not wanting to paint too graphic a picture but lets just say the suspension on the motorhome seemed to be getting a good workout and the sound insulation wasnt all it could have been on more than 1 occasion over the weekend

    dont you have ear plugs they would of helped::bigsmile::winky:
    or be neighbourley and steady the van for them:thumb:
    a few blocks maybe:secret::secret:
     
  17. ourcampersbeentrashed

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    Quote ".....were parked up next another motorhome that had a mum,dad and 3 kids aged about 5 ,7 and 10ish...."

    Child number 4 possibly on the way then!!!!

    You think thats bad, at least they were in a camper. At some sites, there are tents pitched next to or near motorhomes. Its can get quite hilarious in the summer when they are all at it in their tents with no noise insulation.

    There was one young couple had security burst in the tent as they made so much noise someone had reported that they thought the man was killing the woman

    I hadnt laughed so much in years. I remember what is was like to be young and felt so sorry for them can you imagine their embarrassment, needless to say they left the next day.
     
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    ps a motorhome with the bed in the middle reduces the rocking effect
     
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