I was desperate for the loo on our German tour

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  1. CazPaul

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    I tell you what I struggled having a wee in this one, what would you have done?

    Here's me working out how to relieve myself, sorry no pics of me actually using it, I managed in the end and now Caz wants me to apply for a job as a contortionist. She laughed for a full 12 hours.
    It was too heavy to lift so plan B came into operation, what was it?

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    You were fully engaged in this operation and were finally left vacant
     
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  3. Lot lover

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    I would have unwound the hose and emptied my tank behind the bush.
     
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  4. The Wino

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    Use the tree!!
     
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    Some folks are easily embarrassed and self conscious.
    Just pee in the bush.
     
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  6. CazPaul

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    View attachment 218602

    There were people walking around and sitting on benches that you can't see in the photo.
     
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    And your point is?:whistle:
     
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    I couldn't wee in the bush.
     
  9. Lot lover

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    Clearly desperate means different things to different people. If you really gotta go, you gotta go.
     
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    As I said, too embarrassed.
     
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    Could be worse.

    Mrs CC got caught short walking the dogs around the harbour opposite our house.
    It’s not usually that busy so she looked around then went to the bush and squatted down for a pee.
    Our two Jack Russell Terriers though it was a game jumped up and sent her rolling down the small embankment.

    Luckily there were no people about they could have been having nightmares for weeks over the sight:LOL::LOL:

    She has now learned her lesson and makes sure she goes before a walk.
     
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    Pee in the vent pipe? A 90° fitting would help you out :ROFLMAO:
     
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    Do not worry we had a GERMAN tourist do it on the Marine Parade in Dover right in front of the Flats and in braod daylight, it got to the Local paper and unded with Motorhome being Banned from there altogether, when in Rome and all that. Germans love nudity s a little thing like that will not bother most of the , unless you are seen by a Schneeflocke, but they do not seem to have got that far yet still multiplying in UK.
     
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    What do you mean''A little thing like that'' cheeky bleeder:LOL:
     
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    Just a quick Photoshop for those who like to Pea in the bush.
     
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    The French will pee anywhere, preferably when they have an audience!
     
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    I will say zis only once, The bomb is in the pissour!:D
     
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    @CazPaul - Rallied a few around me to help lift it up!! :)
     
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    Access to public toilets is far more difficult in Germany than France, Spain or the UK as for Holland read Mission Impossible.. I think that the Dutch must have excellent bladder control as they don't appear to need access to a public convenience.:unsure:
     
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