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PP Bear

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You can sing 'I Love Trucking, and I Like To Truck', as you lord it over ladies in smart cars with very short skirts and a plunging bra in the lane next to you.............:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:
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What you really see

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You should have gone to Spec Savers

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PP Bear

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It takes Steve 9 mins to convince Irene
5 mins to close all the blinds
3 mins to get undressed
4 mins foreplay
Plenty of time to do it twice! Then
3 mins to get dressed
5 mins to open all the blinds
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My Doris says I'm not actually that good in bed!!!

What I don't understand is how she thinks she can judge that in 30 seconds, surely it must take at least a minute to be able to tell :rofl:
 

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My Doris says I'm not actually that good in bed!!!

Yes, she told me that as well, over breakfast, if I recall..........;);)

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Had one of those, but it was a bit of a bind........:D
Haha, talking of binds.....I asked if these would help improve our love life, Doris said defiantly then handcuffed me to the bed :(

Yes, she told me that as well, over breakfast, if I recall..........;);)

Then apparently had breakfast in another motorhome :)

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Haha, talking of binds.....I asked if these would help improve our love life, Doris said defiantly then handcuffed me to the bed :(



Then apparently had breakfast in another motorhome :)

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Er not quite right. She had supper, and a nice brew at 0300 as well.............:ROFLMAO:

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Freedom ! Go when n wherever you want, stop for a brew a kip a snack a drink a leak or even a shower... its been our first time away in our van to Europe and the freedom you get of not being tied down to times is fantastic, cruising the roads after breakfast, stopping for a brew and looking at the map of where to head towards - breath taking views - undeniable driving experiences through some areas of France was unmissable - in fact buying a camper van was the best thing we have ever done - the only downside to it is the fact you have to come back home eventually as you tend to forget you have kids there running riot while your away lol
 
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Because at home we more or less live separate lives.. I sit in front of the computer working in one room and Woman in conservatory..
In the van we talk, play games, go for the occasional walk or bike ride,even watch the same telly programs !

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