I Have Never Ever... (1 Viewer)

JJ

Mágica
May 1, 2008
19,288
48,380
Quinta Majay, Pinheiro Bordalo, Portugal
Funster No
2,459
MH
Burstner Privilege T
Exp
over 50 years
I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ :cool:
 

Jane And Rog

LIFE MEMBER
Jan 19, 2019
1,182
6,747
Ashford, Kent
Funster No
58,099
MH
Adria Twin 640 SGX
Exp
Since 2017
I have never ever...

Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Covered my van tyres.
Eaten an Oreo.
Toasted a marshmallow.
Owned a white motorhome.
Won a race.
Been to South America.
 
Nov 22, 2018
1,826
15,782
South East but not London
Funster No
57,328
MH
Rimor Europeo 87
Exp
Five years plus three tugging
I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ :cool:

Watched any "reality" television. Yes, but only Strictly. None of that jungle or island stupidity

Seen the Sound Of Music. Many times. Excellent musical.

Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song. Is he that ugly ginger bloke? Never listened to him that I am aware of, but that is because there hasn't been any decent music written since about 1989

Had an "habitation" check. Several

Watched any Star Wars films. All of them. Good films

Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre. One of the funniest comedians around. Has me crying with laughter.

Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley. Obviously not.

Had a motorhome weighed. Twice

Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere. Me neither, but I never park anywhere where I shouldn't

Had a bad Fray Bentos pie. Commercially made pie? Yuck. God knows what is in it. I make my own, every time.

Covered my van tyres. No, me neither.

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Nov 22, 2018
1,826
15,782
South East but not London
Funster No
57,328
MH
Rimor Europeo 87
Exp
Five years plus three tugging
I had a tooth extracted Tuesday afternoon and an endoscopy this morning at 8:15am, both experiences were funnier than anything Michael McIntyre has ever done ! :whistle:

We must beg to differ.
The scene in which McIntyre describes his visit to the dentist for an extraction that went wrong, is comedy legend.

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Jul 25, 2017
268
1,016
scotland
Funster No
49,633
MH
Rapido A class
Exp
Since 2017
I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ :cool:
I bet your single :xrofl:
 
Nov 22, 2018
1,826
15,782
South East but not London
Funster No
57,328
MH
Rimor Europeo 87
Exp
Five years plus three tugging
I have never...

Been to Asia
Been to Africa
Seen Casablanca through to the end (several tries)
Eaten Quorn
Read anything by Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy
Been on a protest march or political meeting
Had head hair longer than one inch.
Tried to grow aubergines in the greenhouse
Been fly fishing
Been breathalysed, caught speeding or even had points on my licence
Drunk a pint of mild, whatever that is.

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May 29, 2014
2,083
1,708
southampton
Funster No
31,701
MH
A frame
Exp
since 1985
I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.old the trurth
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ :cool:
Told the truth!!!
 
Jan 1, 2017
1,161
2,618
eastbourne
Funster No
46,681
MH
van conversion, Peug
Exp
4 years
I have never...

Been to Asia
Been to Africa
Seen Casablanca through to the end (several tries)
Eaten Quorn
Read anything by Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy
Been on a protest march or political meeting
Had head hair longer than one inch.
Tried to grow aubergines in the greenhouse
Been fly fishing
Been breathalysed, caught speeding or even had points on my licence
Drunk a pint of mild, whatever that is.
Weirdly, apart from the aubergines I’ve done that lot!
 
Aug 27, 2014
1,910
4,079
Shropshire
Funster No
33,077
MH
McLouis Tandy 640+
Exp
Since 2014
  • …..found Miranda Hart even remotely funny.
  • Tried Branston pickle
  • Found a version of Marmite that I don’t like
 
Oct 12, 2009
10,849
24,018
SW London, Poland and all Europe
Funster No
8,876
MH
A Class N+B Arto 69GL
Exp
Since 2009
I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ :cool:
I can confirm the same, except tha I have had theMH weighed several times
 

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