I Have Never Ever...

[JJ]

I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ

 

[yodeli]

Have you ever kissed a frog who turned into a Princess??

I know a Tiny Princess who might give you a call today!

 

[poppycamper]

Been drunk when sober !

 

[Jane And Rog]

I have never ever...

Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Covered my van tyres.
Eaten an Oreo.
Toasted a marshmallow.
Owned a white motorhome.
Won a race.
Been to South America.

 

[DDJC]

I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ

Watched any "reality" television. Yes, but only Strictly. None of that jungle or island stupidity

Seen the Sound Of Music. Many times. Excellent musical.

Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song. Is he that ugly ginger bloke? Never listened to him that I am aware of, but that is because there hasn't been any decent music written since about 1989

Had an "habitation" check. Several

Watched any Star Wars films. All of them. Good films

Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre. One of the funniest comedians around. Has me crying with laughter.

Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley. Obviously not.

Had a motorhome weighed. Twice

Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere. Me neither, but I never park anywhere where I shouldn't

Had a bad Fray Bentos pie. Commercially made pie? Yuck. God knows what is in it. I make my own, every time.

Covered my van tyres. No, me neither.

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[LesW]

Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre. One of the funniest comedians around. Has me crying with laughter.

Agree.. but he is no longer a comedian.. he fronts some ridiculous game show shyte..

 

[jockaneezer]

I had a tooth extracted Tuesday afternoon and an endoscopy this morning at 8:15am, both experiences were funnier than anything Michael McIntyre has ever done !

 

[jockaneezer]

I had a tooth extracted Tuesday afternoon and an endoscopy this morning at 8:15am, both experiences were funnier than anything Michael McIntyre has ever done !

 

[DDJC]

Agree.. but he is no longer a comedian.. he fronts some ridiculous game show shyte..

Really really want to disagree ...

But I am struggling

 

[DDJC]

I had a tooth extracted Tuesday afternoon and an endoscopy this morning at 8:15am, both experiences were funnier than anything Michael McIntyre has ever done !

We must beg to differ.
The scene in which McIntyre describes his visit to the dentist for an extraction that went wrong, is comedy legend.

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[brynric]

I have never…..

Lots to catch up with.

You’d better get a move on.

Don’t leave things undone !!

 

[alex n]

I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ

I bet your single

 

[WESTY66]

I have never……..
Understood Electrics

 

[Chris]

I have never……..
Understood Electrics

There is so much I don’t understand, it would be too long to list.

Women would feature though

 

[DDJC]

I have never...

Been to Asia
Been to Africa
Seen Casablanca through to the end (several tries)
Eaten Quorn
Read anything by Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy
Been on a protest march or political meeting
Had head hair longer than one inch.
Tried to grow aubergines in the greenhouse
Been fly fishing
Been breathalysed, caught speeding or even had points on my licence
Drunk a pint of mild, whatever that is.

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[buttons]

I have never played "The Ministers Cat"

 

[3 cabbages]

One of the funniest comedians around. Has me crying with laughter.

You humour hormones might be_ "off the plumb" or non- existant

 

[busby]

You humour hormones might be_ "off the plumb" or non- existant

In your opinion,,,BUSBY..

 

[JJ]

I bet your single

I am single and content and rich...

JJ

 

[busbuddy]

I have never
Tried to grow aubergines in the greenhouse

That shouldn't be a choice, it should be law

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[DDJC]

You humour hormones might be_ "off the plumb" or non- existant

Or perhaps just different from yours?
Fairly sure that having a different opinion is still lawful in most parts of UK.

 

[poppycamper]

Fairly sure that having a different opinion is still lawful in most parts of UK.

Debatable with "her in doors"..

 

[pelican]

I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.old the trurth
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ

Told the truth!!!

 

[uzsnowdrop]

I have never...

Been to Asia
Been to Africa
Seen Casablanca through to the end (several tries)
Eaten Quorn
Read anything by Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy
Been on a protest march or political meeting
Had head hair longer than one inch.
Tried to grow aubergines in the greenhouse
Been fly fishing
Been breathalysed, caught speeding or even had points on my licence
Drunk a pint of mild, whatever that is.

Weirdly, apart from the aubergines I’ve done that lot!

 

[JJ]

Told the truth!!!

Naughty naughty...

...no Christmas card for you...

JJ

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[Feltwell]

• …..found Miranda Hart even remotely funny.
• Tried Branston pickle
• Found a version of Marmite that I don’t like

 

[nicholsong]

I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ

I can confirm the same, except tha I have had theMH weighed several times

 

[DDJC]

• …..found Miranda Hart even remotely funny.
• Tried Branston pickle
• Found a version of Marmite that I don’t like

Agree
I have
Agree

 

[Malcolm Bolt]

I am single and content and rich...

JJ

RICH ???
I missed that aspect of your being.

 

[JJ]

RICH ???
I missed that aspect of your being.

Things change...

JJ

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