I Find Flabby Old Men Pottering About Topless... (1 Viewer)

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Mr Speve... what are you like?

I AM NOT, repeat NOT, criticising over weight people.

I am saying I find the sight of old, flabby men WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF disgusting and I do.

Mind you, I find old skinny men with their tops off disgusting too.

Keep your flab and wrinkles out of sight... please!


JJ :cool:
No I dint think you were but others have made a few remarks that could offend and just wanted to point that out Before it gets a bit fraught?🤞😊
I'm no skeleton either and don’t mind a bit of banter but I’ll keep me shirt on😂😂😂
 

Janine

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I have nothing against overweight people, I am one. I also have nothing against overweight people removing their clothes to take some sun. I just question the need to parade around flaunting something that has faded.
Would it be less offensive if they looked like they needed ironing? :wub:

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I don’t mind seeing topless men or skimpy dressed women on a beach or by a pool whatever their size or age, but I do dislike topless men or skimpy dressed women in places like pubs, supermarkets or generally walking around the town. They actually do tend to be the younger generation and are often a bright red in patches colour and sweaty.

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Locked down on Filipe's site in Silves.

Next door neighbour (Dutch) is the topless one.

JJ :cool:
It's nany moons since I visited Silves, liked the place lots. Is it still a good place to visit
 

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There’s certainly worse places to be locked down (speaking from experience), but you do see some sights that’s for sure. The regulars are certainly relaxed 😝 Look on the bright side at least we’re not there 😜

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JimW

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2 old men sitting in the garden of their care home when Mavis runs past naked. Bill says "What was Mavis wearing?" Fred says "No idea, but it could do with a damn good pressing!"
 

bridgedino

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DISGUSTING.

Keep your shirt on in public.

Have some respect.

(Rarely get this behaviour when off-site motorhoming. )

JJ :cool:
Whats brought this on? Its January, cold and frosty. Everybody's wrapped up.
 
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Mr Speve... what are you like?

I AM NOT, repeat NOT, criticising over weight people.

I am saying I find the sight of old, flabby men WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF disgusting and I do.

Mind you, I find old skinny men with their tops off disgusting too.

Keep your flab and wrinkles out of sight... please!


JJ :cool:



Easy solution to that JJ Lock up everyone over 40 (although to be honest , a lot of 20 year olds are also "flabby" ) And as for these "celebs" that love flashing their "mammeries", YEA! lock them up too.
Lets go the full "Mary Whitehouse" lets lock up all those not wearing a Burka.

And lets hold a demostration, scream at those, that are "not like us" Lets set up camps to re-educate these "flashers"
BUT!
Before we do my cyber friend, let's have a photo of your "perfect physic!

:moon2:AND before you ask No !

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JJ

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BUT!
Before we do my cyber friend, let's have a photo of your "perfect physic!
Well...

I don't really like to show my personal photos of myself but you did ask nicely...

foto.jpg


JJ :cool:
 

Carol

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JJ I'm beginning to think you have to much time on your hands :drinks:

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Can’t think of a witty comment. Only that once over fifty you should consider what’s on the inside not the wrapping. I say that because of my torso😂😂😂
 

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many many years! since I was a kid
I have always had the body of a God, when I was young and toned it was clearly Adonis but in latter years has been Buddha. Still keep the ladies happy though as they come up to me and rub my belly for good luck and fertility. Not all of us can be perfect though

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Whilst working on Cleethorpes sea front I spotted a guy wobbling towards me. Flip flops, shorts with underpants hanging out of the legs, vest top that couldn’t reach the shorts, fag in one hand and a can of lager in the other. He was the rounder than he was tall.
I stepped into the road to let him pass and he stepped the other way and fell into the gardens.
I find it embarrassing that he was British judging by his language when he fell. I have no doubt he would be no different on holiday abroad.

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Just remind me where's one of the longest standing naturist beaches in France situated ? Ah yes, between St Hilaire de Riez and St Jean de Monts! went to a fab naturist campsite called Cap Natur in 1998 and took some friends there again in 2000. Sadly the campsite closed a while ago, shame cos it was brill. Fab swimming pool that was both indoor and outdoor - with a perspex screen you swam through to get to the other - bit like Waterworld near Stoke on Trent - Etruria, where the Garden festival was years ago.
 

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