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chrisgreen

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jezport said:
Call me Mr popular...

I was just refilling my new A frame mounted diesel 12v generator and calor bottle while on my way to Marine Drive to wild camp and this blokes uncles brothers sister told me that he got gassed while on an Aire. I told him he would be better wild camping on Loch Lomond as you can let your grey water just dribble out while you dump your elsan in the hedge while multi tasking (wiping my bum on a sheep). Freeloading is accepted in Scotland since Thatcher made it so that the young ones now have it so easy, but I wont get into politics. Anyhow after not blowing myself up filling my gas bottle I decided to put my awning on my 12ton RV up because I could do so for free, did I mention I am driving my RV on a moped licence as it only has a 50cc engine with a 12v generator with no exhaust. Its a shame that the corrupt police don't agree with my interpretation of the UK driving licence but I usually get away with it because I know a place that you can get good wine cheap, plus a free bottle opener.

I was now getting a bit annoyed as the kids were coming out of school, you'd have thought they would be more considerate as written in an article I read in the Daily mail, but no they were very rude. In fact so rude that I had to roll my awning away and drive out of the playground, with my fog lights on due to all the cigarette smoke, I thought they had banned smoking at schools and in the NHS. So off I went waving (wont say how many fingers) as I left.

I needed to make a stop for some toilet paper and water so where better then the public toilets, they have toilet rolls and water for free. On leaving the village I offered some hitch hikers a lift but they refused my kind offer with some excuse about the legalities of side facing rear seats so on my way I went still mulling over in my head whether solar panels with an MPPT reguator would be better than my home made 12v genny if I was to sell up and full time.

Thats about it, I just need to take my parrot out for her daily flight, did I tell you she is bi polar or does she just have reversed polarity, either way she doesn't give a flying shot.

Night Night Im just of to practice amateur moderating of Wildmans threads while eating a pie from a tin and drinking wine from a box.
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my 12v genny get's mentioned three times in your post:thumb:
cheers:thumb: all advertising is good advertising,saves me doing it:winky:
just goes to show my relentless ramping on here worked:winky::thumb:
 
aba

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i have one.

not reading the original post properly then making a comment totally out of context.

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wasp

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When I clean my windows should I have a rag in each hand, do I go in sercles or up an down :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:Why am I Here:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Was the question a senior moment or are you seeeerious???
 
dazzer

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How about

Are air bags any good??

What about run flat tyres??

Can caravan owners post on MH Fun??

Is an LPG conversion worth doing on my RV??

I have a 5th wheel should I buy an underpower, overloaded, modified European pick up or a built for the job, been doing it for years with no problems proper USA truck??

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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dazzer

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Oh yes, and are tag axles better than double rear wheelers??

Also whats the best layout of motorhome for me??

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Chris

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This is a cracking thread:thumb:

Has anyone used an aire in France?

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artona

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Jim said:
Motorway Aire?
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Every motorway has an aire Jim. Its a special lane reserved for pulling up on, getting the camp table and BBQ out and relaxing for a while. Its important to make sure you are not tired or hungry on long drives :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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scotjimland

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Posters who give smart ass advice that wasn't asked for .. :Doh:
for example..

Q What is the quietest genny
A Gennies are the devils work.. buy a Solar panel

Q How do you clean a fresh water tank
A Buy a Nature pure filter

Q Where do I buy a reverse polarity adaptor
A No such thing as reverse polarity, I've never bothered.

Q Where can I have an A frame fitted
A They are illegal .. buy a trailer

Q Where can I wild camp at **********
A There are tons of sites and CLs in that area .. don't be a freeloader

Q What is the best built European motorhome
A They are all crap you want a US RV

Q How do you dump your grey waste
A Buy a US RV .. the tanks are huge

Q How do you add a second battery
A You don't need one if you fit LED lights and don't use a 32" plasma TV

And the all time CLASSIC

Q How do I do .. such and such
A I have PMed you


I'm sure there are hundreds more ... :RollEyes:
 
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People who start pointless posts not everybody knows what has been discussed previously me for one have a nice day:thumb:
 
icantremember

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Any post related to football..........Boring::bigsmile:..........
.........................oh and Rugby:ROFLMAO:

I bet that upsets a few on here:winky:

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estcres

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ScotJimland said:
Posters who give smart ass advice that wasn't asked for .. :Doh:
for example..

Q What is the quietest genny
A Gennies are the devils work.. buy a Solar panel
Q How do you clean a fresh water tank
A Buy a Nature pure filter

Q Where do I buy a reverse polarity adaptor
A No such thing as reverse polarity, I've never bothered.

Q Where can I have an A frame fitted
A They are illegal .. buy a trailer

Q Where can I wild camp at **********
A There are tons of sites and CLs in that area .. don't be a freeloader

Q What is the best built European motorhome
A They are all crap you want a US RV

Q How do you dump your grey waste
A Buy a US RV .. the tanks are huge

Q How do you add a second battery
A You don't need one if you fit LED lights and don't use a 32" plasma TV

And the all time CLASSIC

Q How do I do .. such and such
A I have PMed you


I'm sure there are hundreds more ... :RollEyes:
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Can you advise me waht is the best Solar panel to buy? :ROFLMAO:
 
artona

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Whats a Kipor?

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