How I know whats going on! (1 Viewer)

[Badknee]

Never mind that, go and put some clothes on. Your putting me off my tea.

 

[Badknee]

I have been waving at my web cam but no one has waved back yet

Oh did you not see me, I was waving like a gud un.

 

[Frentchy]

I know how to stop Jim, now wheres that Wild Mint??

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[makems]

They were WRONG.

What? You mean he would make a BAD bar steward?

 

[Tootles]

Oh did you not see me, I was waving like a gud un.

Your knee looks OK from here.........But I would get that other thing looked at....By someone wearing three pairs of gloves....

 

[knokinonabit]

24465395 sir!

Flippin' 'eck !
That's 247,324 after me.
Mine starts 242

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[Tootles]

Flippin' 'eck !
That's 247,324 after me.
Mine starts 242

242!! MY GOD.............I'm an old man!

 

[Techno]

Flippin' 'eck !
That's 247,324 after me.
Mine starts 242

You are knokinonabit

 

[knokinonabit]

You are knokinonabit

Now Funsters will know where I got my name from

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[pappajohn]

Do me a favour Jim.....move the button to the end of the task bar.

Every time i hit NEW i hit the bloody spy button.

 

[Badknee]

242!! MY GOD.............I'm an old man!

And senile

 

[Badknee]

Your knee looks OK from here.........But I would get that other thing looked at....By someone wearing three pairs of gloves....

Angela puts cream on it for me thankyouverymuch.

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[Bertie Bassett]

244! What the hell???? CROW!!

Seconded!

 

[Bertie Bassett]

242!! MY GOD.............I'm an old man!

Aren't we all....................(reaches for the Kleenex)

 

[Tootles]

And senile

Senility I can live with, but not with what you have to put the cream on.........

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[Tea Bag]

Hi........... davidbaldam.
PLEASE take this post as "FUN" please,it is no reflection on you or your position,put it another way,i have a super sense of fun and devilishness.
When i read your post,i was immediately back in front of the TV,watching.."Foggy Dewhurst" from "Last/o/Summerwine" telling Compo about his exploits,it always began with..."My men used to call me....."
I am the first to admit,some are called to greatness,others have it thrust upon them,me?. Just say i marched to the tune of a different drum,but am with you in spirit.Among men i have met on my travelling ways,two of many spring to mind, Mr Alistair Watson.(A first rank officer) and a Sergeant State,both "Proper men".
I assume you are not,"Swinging the lights" that would not be becoming from an NCO or Com Officer.
Do have a laugh with me,and NO!!!! I do not want to see the Golden Rivet!!
Tea Bag.......".You can't put me in there oops Mind me fingers !!!"

 

[Badknee]

Aren't we all....................(reaches for the Kleenex)

Errrrrrrrrrr, no. Speak for yourself luvvie ...... Oh and that old fart Toots.

 

[Badknee]

Senility I can live with, but not with what you have to put the cream on.........

I'll have you know it's double cream and I'm too much of a gentleman to say how she gets it off.

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[Tootles]

I'll have you know it's double cream and I'm too much of a gentleman to say how she gets it off.

Well, after examining your 'problem', hopefully it's with next doors dog!

 

[Badknee]

Well, after examining your 'problem', hopefully it's with next doors dog!

When I said " how she gets it off" I meant the double cream! Nothing else you breeding irriot

 

[Tootles]

When I said " how she gets it off" I meant the double cream! Nothing else you breeding irriot

So did I.

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[Badknee]

So did I.

Anyway, as usual your wrong.










Next door don't have a dog.

 

[Tootles]

Yes they do.

 

[tofo]

made me eyes water
didnt know people did that
spying proper made me eye ache

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[davidbaldam]

24465395 sir!

32597667

They were WRONG.

Thank you Joy, your an angel, I take back everything I ever said about you.

 

[houdini]

Yes, didn't know so many people used their computers wearing just their underwear.

I didn't know computers wore underwear - are they onesies .... or noughties?

 

[Techno]

32597667

Now I feel old

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[MitchandJenny]

Try 23921292 !!! Thats old...

 

[Tea Bag]

Hi.
23? here. Did two stints first was by "Invitation" second, was some weekend warriors talked me into giving it a go,they needed anpother person to share the fuel,as the depot was in,"Sarf lunnun".
Re. Mr Alistair Watson,he was a second Lieutenant..... Knew what he was,but had to look up the spelling,numbers yes, and sayings, some bull necked bloke with a crimson face shouting at some "Gatherings" on the square.... "Mr Watson,will you please get your hair cut!"..... Myself and.. His,men loved him and would have followed him to the ends of the earth.
Uniforms ?, they used to advertise,OXO,on the sides of buses,but they did not sell it.
Tea Bag Trp/Rtd.

 

[Theonlysue]

Making me dizzy, won't Be doing that again

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