Here's one for the bikers

Discussion in 'Motorhome Chat' started by bald eagle, Feb 27, 2009.

  1. bald eagle

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    You're travelling along on your motorbike at speed, with a vertical drop off to your left,
    with a horse in front, a bus to your right, and a car close behind you.
    what do you do?
     
  2. tompyn

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    Slow Down!
     
  3. madbluemad

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    Turn into a Sherman Tank - FAST :Eeek:

    Jim :roflmto:
     
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    cant be going that fast with a horse in front :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  5. geoff587

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    Pass the horse, wave to the people on the Bus and let the car sort its self out . Sounds like an everyday occurence here in the country :Smile:
     
  6. Caztur

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    Exactly. Bit of a no-brainer.
     
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Wake up and realise you were just having a bad dream :xrofl:
     
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    Blow your horn, that will sort the horse out, ( it shouldn't be on the highway without a tax disc and MOT anyway,,, ) .. full throttle and leave the car standing :thumb: :roflmto:
     
  10. geoff587

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    The bus on my right is travelling in the opposite direction so overtaking the Horse should not be a problem:Smile: And has they pay no Tax and Insurance should be in a field.
     
  11. Mark&Sue

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    Line yourself up perfectly with the horses arse and hope that you remembered to pack the wet wipes! :ROFLMAO:
     
  12. Terry

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    Follow the bus that is overtaking the horse ::bigsmile:
    terry
     
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    Or you could just wait till the merry go round stops and get off:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Well done geo spot on:thumb:
     
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    now tell me why i couldnt remember that......heard it a while ago but the answer went awol. :Doh:
     
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: 35 years on Bikes out the window. :thumb:
     
  17. adenough

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    Tax disc and being on the highway is irelevant. Your tax disc is a tax on your vehicle it does not pay for the highway. Roads are paid for by the local council using general taxes. So horse riders, cyclists, old ladies stood at the bus stop, all pay towards the road. Just thought I would be a bore and mention that.:Smile:
     
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