Help Really Needed... Not A Joke... (1 Viewer)

[JJ]

You will be ok Froghopper...

Take deep breaths and think of England...

All my plans are ruined now...

Popped back to the flat to do a little washing... normal not net... and the washing machine has gone haywire leaving me this... :Sad:

Rats!

JJ :Cool:

I strongly suspect operator error... I was trained on a twin tub... with a mangle...

 

[chatter]

This is getting serious...... nets i am ok withoh:oh: but now
PIES...:Blush: what am i missing ... i love nets and pies... but together in the same sentance ?????????? JJ help me. forget those that mock......... just help those that have no idealike froghopper

the time to worry froghopper is when you are thinking nets, fb pies, church and blue is the colour - or is that sky blue is the colour jj
once you are thinking about all those you are definitely on jj's wave length and will no doubt be placed on his christmas card list.

 

[froghopper]

jj xmas

A place on the JJ xmas list.. COULD that realy ever happen Wowieeeeee
Just goes to prove how wonderful life realy is....
Step 1. find a wayout thread. Step 2. at great personal danger follow it for 8 pages. Step 3. if you have any tiny part of sanity left. carry on
Step 4. JUst as you think it cant get any worse...oh:oh:oh:You find you have a direct link to JJ:thumb::thumb::thumb:Well its just a maybe for now. but I will hold that dream..... Mind you i am still ill with bronchitis. on antibiotics. hot and cold sweats and periods of lack of the will to live with the chest pain.. but this dream will carry me through..... well at least till my nurse comes in the blue minibus to take me back

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[Jaws]

You will be ok Froghopper...

Take deep breaths and think of England...

All my plans are ruined now...

Popped back to the flat to do a little washing... normal not net... and the washing machine has gone haywire leaving me this... :Sad:

Rats!

JJ :Cool:

I strongly suspect operator error... I was trained on a twin tub... with a mangle...

JJ, whilst I appreciate you are 'just a man', you should have known putting a chair in the washing machine was a really daft idea.. No wonder it went haywire !!!!

 

[tofo]

I had to make a few searches you know Graham to understand the joke! First google knows nothing about tinkerbell , the way you wrote it .... so had to think may be there were 2 words , so I tried only Tinker... which gave me various translations : Mainly something like pottering or travelling.
I knew what a bell was , but it was not making any sense together... so just in case they had a special meaning when together, I then joined Tinker to Bell ...and Oh! there we are ...I could get it . It is the way you call Peter Pan's little flying fairy!! So I can now understand the play on words ...:thumb::thumb:

Phewwww...; this is just to show you how sometimes it is complicated for me to "get it" straight away !!!

Amicalement

Frankie

Oh that's it I'm a flying fairy an all now ?????

Oh yer I didn't realise that oh:
I thought they ment I tinkered with bells ooohhhh what naughty boyos

As a member of the nutters club and institution
I was bestowed wiv the name of tinkerbell

No awards like the CDM and BAR 6

I say miss yodeli frankie I don't make sense in real life Either
But that's a other storey oh::thumb:​

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

OK you bought it ... what about eating it now Steve??? Or ....did you already???
Then all is OK ... you seem to be alive!

Frankie:Cool:

Stocking up my "emergency" food cupboard for when I am alone on a beach in the sunshine !!:Cool::Cool::Cool:

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[JJ]

Ok I know it is an old thread now... but to complete the story Funsters should know that the rear net curtains have been sewn up and are now as good as new.

I even washed the repaired curtain... but you can't tell the difference so the rest stay as they are. :thumb:

JJ :Cool:

 

[jhorsf]

Curtains where are the curtains:Blush::Blush:

 

[GJH]

Let's have the truth. Just an excuse to take pics of Frankie

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[Popeye]

Well I've studied those pictures for some considerable time and I challenge you all to do like wise because if you stare at a particular point in the picture for long enough then you'll notice curtains begin to appear.

You can't fool me JJ with your magic, I've seen these optical illusions before ......

 

[autoswan]

phwooortunately you got a lady to do em for you jj good lad curtains look particularly good in pic 3 :thumb:

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

Quick Nurse, the screens !!!

I wish I had gone to Specsavers !!!oh:oh:oh:

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