Help please - internal cleaning (1 Viewer)

[Muriel]

I've no idea Joy but I've found him a replacement that will do a better job than the bunch if girls trying to get into his van. He should be pleased now!

 

[Cleve]

See Movan's post with girl and tray for this response

Story of my life, and despite being brunette she has certain attributes ...

 

[Cleve]

I've no idea Joy but I've found him a replacement that will do a better job than the bunch if girls trying to get into his van. He should be pleased now! View attachment 148207

Sorry, I have a narrow door and a max gross of 3.5 T, shame I am sure there is an opening for her somewhere

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[movan]

Well, Cleve, as a .. what was it you said 'tree hugging, sandal wearing, hippie' ... which describes me down to a T ... I have prepared a meal for you, now that I have sent Nigella away .... sit down darlin' ..... I'll bring your meal in for you ... Are you relaxed... Good.

 

[Muriel]

Muriel ... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE WOMEN!!!!!!!!! @Cleve really does need our help ..... Look who I just found fighting to get to him with his evening meal.... Huh, good job I was there to protect him and send her packing..... Relax, Cleve, we will look after you.



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Yes. Quite right, we had to send that one packing, she licks her fingers! So unhygienic!!!!

 

[Cleve]

That's not a fig leaf

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[movan]

Oh Muriel... how disgusting.... all those inuendos too when she is sweating over a hot stove and taking her clothes off.... I hope Cleve realises how lucky he is that we are sooooooo protective of him.

 

[movan]

That's not a fig leaf

It's your meal ... and because you are such a good boy you can have mayonnaise on it if you like.

 

[Muriel]

I will find him a suitable cook,he can't be doing with someone that runs their fingers through her hair then dips them in the gravy. Disgusting creature!

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[Cleve]

Can I have Hellmans please, I tried the cheapies and its not the same. Just going to google innuendo and find out if I have one.

You will be to young to remember but was it Dusty Springboard that sang "All alone am I ............

 

[movan]

I will find him a suitable cook,he can't be doing with someone that runs their fingers through her hair then dips them in the gravy. Disgusting creature!

... Yuk Muriel, I didn't know that about her hair... ugh..... Maybe to solve that problem we should let this guy look after cleaning and cooking .. yes?

 

[movan]

Can I have Hellmans please, I tried the cheapies and its not the same. Just going to google innuendo and find out if I have one.

You will be to young to remember but was it Dusty Springboard that sang "All alone am I ............

Now Cleve, don't try that one... too young indeed .. methinks you are regretting your original post about the young woman who worked so hard to serve a meal up for you .... but don't worry we won't let anyone hold it against you ... including Nigella and the bevvy of young French maids we have already chased away....

You have only met Anthea, Muriel and myself ... there are several more who will be along later ... so you REALLY are safe ... or well ... words to that effect..

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[Cleve]

Sorry Movan, I am strictly jam side up!

 

[movan]

Sorry Movan, I am strictly jam side up!

You just havn't learned have you Cleve..... HE IS FOR US GIRLS ....

 

[Indy259]

Every one fall right side in the end

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[Cleve]

It's reassuring that there is something protective out there. My innocence has been tested but I feel safe in the warm embrace of you lovely girls. Don't know what I've done now it seems to be stuck, stiffened up, I hit view them and it's seems frozen

Just got back in edit, how does Indy know I dress to the right, I used to be a nightmare on the parade ground, always out of step and just when I had done my little skip to get back in with the rest they had all done a little skip to be in time with me - is it just me ?

 

[Muriel]

Can I have Hellmans please, I tried the cheapies and its not the same. Just going to google innuendo and find out if I have one.

You will be to young to remember but was it Dusty Springboard that sang "All alone am I ............

Not Dusty Cleve. Brenda Lee, my mum used to play it when I was REALLY young.

 

[movan]

It's reassuring that there is something protective out there. My innocence has been tested but I feel safe in the warm embrace of you lovely girls. Don't know what I've done now it seems to be stuck, stiffened up, I hit view them and it's seems frozen

Tough... that's women for you..

Oh let me introduce Indy to you ... she is here to support us in our helping you to keep pure.

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[movan]

Not Dusty Cleve. Brenda Lee, my mum used to play it when I was REALLY young.

Muriel!!!! You arn't my lost daughter are you?

 

[movan]

for Cleve, who has got confused with all that is going on around him ...

 

[Muriel]

Yes mum!

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[Cleve]

Ah, Brenda Lee - I was very small too, but it was great music back then, think I'll dig out my Dreamboats and Petticoats Album and wallow in nostalgia. How have I come, to this?

 

[Cleve]

Yes mum!

Isn't that what the girls used to roll in or on or something

 

[Muriel]

Isn't that what the girls used to roll in or on or something

Never used mum roll on never tried the champagne either, not keen on brut, I only like Demi-sec. dream boats and petticoats? Must be an oldie LP or something.

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[Cleve]

Sounds like a girl with impeccable taste, I do enjoy champagne enormously and looking forward to some serious sampling over the next few months, mind you the old pro secco don't seem to bad and a fraction of the cost.

Yes, the Dreamboats and Petticoats are a compilation set on CD, burned it all to ITunes so I have them all (over 11 days worth, not all Dreamboats and Petticoats of course but umpteen artistes) available on my phones and iPads.

And so, as I slide slowly towards my pit (warmed by an electric device sadly not a warm accommodating femme fatale), I will sink. into the abyss of sleep clutching my pillow (no soft female form to snuggle up to) and dreaming ....

 

[Caztur]

... Yuk Muriel, I didn't know that about her hair... ugh..... Maybe to solve that problem we should let this guy look after cleaning and cooking .. yes?

I need a man like that to clean my campervan - what's his phone number? When he's done that he can have a go at the house.

Or maybe after Cleve has practised on his Helen he could have a go at mine, it's only half the size.

My only knowledge of Brenda Lee:

The radio's playin' some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's "Coming on strong"
The road has got me hypnotized
As I spin into a new sunrise

 

[Muriel]

Blimey Caztur, you even know all the words.

I think Joy wants first dibs on the hunk!

Next time that group of glamour girls, who are imitating cleaners, arrive at Cleve's door you'll have to help me and Joy chase them off. Poor man is so vulnerable!

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[Muriel]

Sounds like a girl with impeccable taste, I do enjoy champagne enormously and looking forward to some serious sampling over the next few months, mind you the old pro secco don't seem to bad and a fraction of the cost.

Yes, the Dreamboats and Petticoats are a compilation set on CD, burned it all to ITunes so I have them all (over 11 days worth, not all Dreamboats and Petticoats of course but umpteen artistes) available on my phones and iPads.

And so, as I slide slowly towards my pit (warmed by an electric device sadly not a warm accommodating femme fatale), I will sink. into the abyss of sleep clutching my pillow (no soft female form to snuggle up to) and dreaming ....

Sweet dreams.....

 

[movan]

Hi Caz ... you have frightened poor Cleve into bed ... Wonder how he will cope when all the others arrive...

 

[Cal54]

Well Joy and Caz, if he has any energy left when he has finished with you two can you send him my way! Sorry @Cleve I was referring to mr hunk but I'll stand guard along with the others to keep those ladies of the night away from your warm soft........ (bed)!!

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