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Every picture paints a story ::bigsmile:
 

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Every picture paints a story ::bigsmile:
When one of the lads sold his Sportster, I was gutted as loved the banter :roflmto:

When he bought a 750 Viagra, it wasn't the same :Sad:


But another mate sold his ZZR1400 and bought a V-Rod, so piss-taking resumed :roflmto:
 

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This is too one sided,what is your steed pray.:winky:

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Just so you can get use to it here is all the things people are going to say to you that you have to ignore when you ride a Harley

Race with a Harley

I raced a Harley today and after some really hard riding I managed
to PASS the guy. I was riding on one of those really, really
twisting sections of mountain road with no straight sections to
speak of and where most of the bends have warning signs that
say "MAX SPEED 50 KPH".

I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those
big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where
handling and rider skill are more important than horsepower alone.

I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could
catch him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and
cornering. Three corners later, I was on his mudguard. Catching him
was one thing; passing him would prove to be another.

Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the
mountain. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly
got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd
manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but
when we came out he'd get on the throttle and out-power me. His
horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me
more determined than ever.

My only hope was to out-brake him. I held off squeezing the lever
until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an
instant I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of
his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before
the road straightens out and he would pass me for good.

But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I
stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the
canyon, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see
him in my rear-view mirror.

Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles
before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I
was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the
tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more
than horsepower and deep pockets, I had passed him. Though it was
not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the mountain and I had
preserved the proud tradition of one of the best bits of Brit iron.

I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedaled
so hard in my life. And, some of the credit must go to Raleigh
cycles, as well. They really make a great bicycle...




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Some funny shit ,keep them coming I'm desperately trying to think of a response :Doh:
 

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HARLEY RIDER TO THE RESCUE!

A forty-five year old man was riding his motorcycle when he saw his best friend being attacked by a large pit bull. The man jumped off his bike, ran over and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.

The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for an ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the motorcycle riding hero and said,

"Sir, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines. It will read: 'Suzuki Rider is Hero-Risks His Life & Saves Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack.'"

The old biker said, "That's nice, but I'm not a damn Suzuki rider."

The editor said "O.K., then it will read 'Honda rider saves friend's life in pit-bull attack.'"

The old biker said, "I'm not a damn Honda rider."

The editor thought for a moment and then replied, "Oh OK, it will read 'Yamaha rider saves friend's life.'"

Once again the old man interrupted by grumbling and saying, "Listen, sonny! I'm not a Yamaha rider either!"

The editor becoming somewhat irritated asked, "Well, then what kind of bike do you ride?"

The old biker drew up proudly and replied with a big smile, "HARLEY-DAVIDSON"

The next morning the local newspaper headlines read:

"BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD BY INBRED REDNECK HILL SCOGGIN."

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Some funny shit ,keep them coming I'm desperately trying to think of a response :Doh:

Rather a sister in a whorehouse than a Bro on a Honda?
 
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Looks like you could do with this :winky:
They do have one of those on our trackdays at Silverstone for the punters.

Steve Plater manages to get the bike movning on just the front wheel and an outrigger wheel :roflmto:

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