ambulancekidd
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- Sep 23, 2014
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- Since 1964 Gosh that makes me feel old.
Many years ago I used to drive occasionally for an airline transport business at Prestwick, we moved flight crews and flight attendants (then known as stewardesses)for most of the major airlines.
Taking an Air Canada crew from Glasgow to Ayr I got chatting to the pilot & he winked at me then began to talk about haggis, one of the stewardesses was on her first trip to Scotland & she was showing great interest in the wild haggis.
The pilot had her looking at every patch of green, then he suggested that if this stewardess asked me nicely, I might take her into the hills to do some haggis hunting! He explained to her that it was a great honour for a Scotsman to take a foreigner haggis hunting.
Well, she did ask very nicely & she was a stunning blonde girl who was staying in a local (to me) hotel.
I have to admit that I gave serious thought to taking her out, but the fact that I had recently got married got the better of me & I had to decline her request.
I lived to regret that decision cos I found out that my new wife was having it away with a colleague of hers!
I took the same crew to the actual airport the following morning & one of the other stewardesses told me that the would be haggis hunter stewardess had confided in her that "she fancied me & hoped I'd seduce her".
Isn't hindsight a pure b*****d....
Taking an Air Canada crew from Glasgow to Ayr I got chatting to the pilot & he winked at me then began to talk about haggis, one of the stewardesses was on her first trip to Scotland & she was showing great interest in the wild haggis.
The pilot had her looking at every patch of green, then he suggested that if this stewardess asked me nicely, I might take her into the hills to do some haggis hunting! He explained to her that it was a great honour for a Scotsman to take a foreigner haggis hunting.
Well, she did ask very nicely & she was a stunning blonde girl who was staying in a local (to me) hotel.
I have to admit that I gave serious thought to taking her out, but the fact that I had recently got married got the better of me & I had to decline her request.
I lived to regret that decision cos I found out that my new wife was having it away with a colleague of hers!
I took the same crew to the actual airport the following morning & one of the other stewardesses told me that the would be haggis hunter stewardess had confided in her that "she fancied me & hoped I'd seduce her".
Isn't hindsight a pure b*****d....