Gentlemen. How many women have you had in your van? (1 Viewer)

[old-mo]

How many women have you had in your van?
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.Still waiting..... getting desperate...... open to offer`s....

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[marrod23]

I had a dream once but we won't go into that as it involved baby oil he! he!

 

[Tootles]

View attachment 74108 is this a trick question...yet to see a Gentleman on here

personally waiting for the punchline?

His fly's undone.

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[washedup]

I once had a girl -or should I say 'she once had me'. And it wasn't Norwegian wood, it was teak veneer: sigh!!

 

[rangi]

Oh Dear!

Bunch of wimps! Dreamers!

I have never had a woman in my van!

I have had two ladies! Pauline (the lady that owns johnp10!) and darlin'

 

[GWAYGWAY]

Is it possible to"have a woman" in a MH the roof is too low I thought or is it just mine with a garage underneath?
I thought I would just bring it right down to the "pits".

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[appydaze]

Had loads in mine............. It used to be a people carrier until I converted it. Ha

 

[Ockerron]

(Just a shame @Jim wasn't brave enough to be in there with us!)

 

[cliffanger]

How many women have you had in your van?
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.Still waiting..... getting desperate...... open to offer`s....

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HELLO MO!!!!!! And welcome back! Hope you Judy and Paul are well

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[parknride]

How many women have you had in your van?
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.Still waiting..... getting desperate...... open to offer`s....

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Hey there! Hello and welcome back

 

[parknride]

Someone trumped though?

Well, must've been Jim because everyone knows ladies don't do that

 

[swanseajack13]

ho, ho,ho, a big man in a red suit comes once a year, if you believe j/b you believe in santa , but with j/b's good looks it may be true,and when he rings is bell that's when they come for the bacon butty's and that may be it ,I know popeye can beat 30 hands down. lol still lol raining again in Swansea ray

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[GJH]

I have had two ladies! Pauline (the lady that owns johnp10!) and darlin'

Does Pauline actually admit to owning @johnp10 now then?

 

[FIDGET]

She doesn't read Motorhomefun then?

Nope !!!! she doesn't like or use the laptop. thank goodness, means I can spend as long as I like on here.

 

[Charlie]

Jim can you please be a litte more specific? After all "had in the van" has several meanings!

Perhaps Jim should have said come and gone ?

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[IanF]

Perhaps Jim should have said come and gone ?

be careful further clarity of meaning required!

 

[johnp10]

Does Pauline actually admit to owning @johnp10 now then?

Only for shopping purposes.

 

[Fireman Sam]

I understand that Jim’s got a 'slide out'. Does this have any bearing?

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[movan]

I understand that Jim’s got a 'slide out'. Does this have any bearing?

Huh! Well he didn't show that to ME.

 

[Frentchy]

I'm beginning to think this thread has nothing to do with joshing an telling jokes; as in, ha! ha! I Had you there

 

[Carol]

@Jim just wondering if you have a video of this long to be remember occasion. Eddie has one.

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[Jim]

No I don't have a vid, I'm waiting to see Eddies

 

[movan]

come on Eddie.. Let's see it... Can't wait much longer

 

[Silkcut1105]

Last sat night we had 14 in my van it's our alcoholic anonymous meet can't give names as its a secret but by 2.30 am everyone dispersed into the night and my van was a mess ,but not as bad as Sandra's and Colin's mess .lol

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