Funny French

[Macca1954]

Just had a little police experience. Sitting on an aire in le Crotoy waiting for my pet passport to arrive at vets[long story] there’s 4vans on a massive car park. Was getting something out of back locker when up rolls a police car with 4 bobbies in the all got out and sort of surrounded me at a distance and advised me that I should be in the van and only come out occasionally for fresh air?. Self isolation advise gone wrong. My other neighbour sitting outside nothing said and drove straight past

 

[David and Sally]

Four of them in a car??? Social distancing???

 

[Steve and Denise]

Were your neighbours French by any chance ??

 

[Macca1954]

Were your neighbours French by any chance ??

No English lol.

 

[Macca1954]

Four of them in a car??? Social distancing???

I found that a bit daft as well ?

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[Macca1954]

Ime now wondering if ime allowed to go to pay machine and put my €7 in for tonight. Got a good reason and not seen the parking attendant today ?

 

[Chris]

Nothing surprises me about the French

 

[nicholsong]

Must have been time for French Lunch.

 

[dunnah01]

Only van at our aire, totally hidden from view by trees, park warden has just come by and told us to put awning in , but has also said it' s ok to stay for 15 day lockdown ? (and it's free)
5 mile's of empty sandy beach to left, a quiet harbour to the right and wall to wall sunshine so feeling very good

 

[Louis]

Four of them in a car??? Social distancing???

What the hell is going to happen to the dogging sites now ?

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[Macca1954]

Deffo not paying now !!! Guaranteed ticket in the morning?

 

[Macca1954]

Just escaped for a isolation proof photo hope no one seen me ?

 

[dunnah01]

Just escaped for a isolation proof photo hope no one seen me ?

I won't tell on you if you don't tell on me:

 

[Emmit]

I won't tell on you if you don't tell on me:

No. I reckon we should Dob him in.

 

[MisterB]

you are allowed to exercise on your own according to the 'rules' !!


Physical exercise. Unlike Spain, where this is banned, trips outside the home to take exercise are still allowed. However there are some conditions - you have to go on your own and cannot play group sports. So going for a run alone is OK, going to play street football is not. If you have a dog, you are also allowed to walk it.

https://www.thelocal.fr/20200317/lockdown-permission-form-what-is-it-and-where-do-you-find-it

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[dunnah01]

Went for a walk on the beach for some exercise - wrote the attestation just in case but nobody challenged me - although there wasn't anybody to challenge me:

 

[MisterB]

Went for a walk on the beach for some exercise - wrote the attestation just in case but nobody challenged me - although there wasn't anybody to challenge me:
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looks like the sand police have already been out, judging by the tracks ...

 

[dunnah01]

looks like the sand police have already been out, judging by the tracks ...

Yeah - on a quad bike but just nodded and carried on. Helicopter also buzzing the beach this afternoon

 

[PeteH]

The French have been trouble since the Romans went home!. Nice people Weird Political and Judicial System!.

 

[Wee Bold Davy]

Four of them in a car??? Social distancing???

It was a big car

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[ManTheVan]

I won't tell on you if you don't tell on me:

What a great spot. Whereabouts?

 

[dunnah01]

What a great spot. Whereabouts?

Aire de La Vigne near Cap Ferret Bordeaux