French Breathalyzer is Crap!

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Sitting in the motorhome a couple of weeks ago, seeking shelter from the intense heat in Croatia and having drunk my third half liter bottle of Lasko, I thought I would see if I was pissed.
So I opened one of my French breathalyzer's and it stated put in mouth and blow until the white dot changes colour. Well, when you put it in your mouth you cant see the white dot even if severely cock-eyed because it's about an inch in front of your nose.
Absolutely useless. Anyway, I failed.
 

ukbill

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i also tried 1 and it went a really strange color so not sure what to make of it :giggle:
 

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Why not do it in front of a mirror so you can see the dot?
Cheers, Dave(y)

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sean n maggie

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i would try one,,but by the time i have had a drink,,i cant find what end to bloody blow in ,,,hic ,,hic,,,as to seeing the result,,,pass,,,,:p
 

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You could always ask a gendarme to watch the spot....thats what they will do in a real situation.


Like in...

Messieur si'l vous plais, attende le spot...?


While you leg it?

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mentaliss

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Sitting in the motorhome a couple of weeks ago, seeking shelter from the intense heat in Croatia and having drunk my third half liter bottle of Lasko, I thought I would see if I was pissed.
So I opened one of my French breathalyzer's and it stated put in mouth and blow until the white dot changes colour. Well, when you put it in your mouth you cant see the white dot even if severely cock-eyed because it's about an inch in front of your nose.
Absolutely useless. Anyway, I failed.
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Dont worry the Gendarme's will not prosecute you if you were to fail the test ........but they might fine you if you have no stock on board.......
 
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