For Sale. Pet Crocodile.

[Yorick]

It's a real cutie but the wife is getting fed up of picking up its poop.

Great with kids and scares off burglers.

€200 For quick sale.

 

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[Figaro]

I'd like it but I'd want it snappy

 

[Yorick]

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As long as you promise you won't make a pair of shoes from it.

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[Podney]

It's a real cutie but the wife is getting fed up of picking up its poop.

Great with kids and scares off burglers.

€200 For quick sale.

Buy her a shovel then.

 

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As long as you promise you won't make a pair of shoes from it.

Of course not it would go in the garden with the hippo.

 

[Yorick]

Of course not it would go in the garden with the hippo.

That's not a nice name to call the missus

 

[pappajohn]

Does it get on with Jack Russell's

 

[ianthebuilder]

Does it get on with Jack Russell's

I don’t !! I can’t stand the geezer!!

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[Zepp]

I need some shoes or boots

 

[Yorick]

Does it get on with Jack Russell's

He calls them a light snack.

 

[Yorick]

I need some shoes or boots

And a nice handbag for the hippo, sorry, missus.

 

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€200 For quick sale.

Shouldn't that be a "snap sale"?

 

[Yorick]

Shouldn't that be a "snap sale"?

That joke was a croc of sh!t

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[DBK]

 

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Do you accept PayPal?

 

[Yorick]

Do you accept PayPal?

Sorry, no. But I keep my credit card in this

 

[swiftsteve]

I've tried crocodile, didn't like it much, it tasted like fishy pork.

 

[Minxy]

... just don't smile at it!

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[Podney]

... just don't smile at it!

My favourite line.....

“He’s imagining how well you’d fit beneath his skin”........

 

[Duck Truck]

a picture would be nice

 

[Duck Truck]

smiling of course

 

[Yorick]

He wouldn't hurt a fly

He has great table manners and can read the menu

And he loves to go walkies



And great with the kids..