Flatpackchicken Boule Scandal

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  1. ponyboy

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    I should have guessed that the Flatpackchicken boule performance extraordinaire that’s been steamrolling the Italian and German opposition wouldn’t be allowed to go on without some response but what confronted the FPC team on the morning of the third leg of the competition was outrageous. All the front row spaces on one side of the Puntacetta Boule-a-Drome were filled with great big beefy looking guys in dark suits, their jackets just open enough to reveal Glock filled shoulder holsters. The Germans, for their part ranged along the opposite side, every man Johann of them with either an Alsatian or a Doberman straining on a short “Ezy Release” lead. Sometimes I’m a bit slow on the uptake and I could be wrong this time but I could sense a definite whiff of intimidation in the air.


    The Flatpack team had a wild celebratory evening after their magnificent win of the day before and everybody, including the organisers agreed that the arrival of the MHF-001 Lear (nice touch Jim) at Punta Braccetto airport with the Funettes cheer squad on board was a huge boost for the team, despite Italian Customs officers confiscating their Pom Poms under some anti terrorism pretext. The girls weren’t to be put off by this blatant attempt at sabotage and after a half hour on the beach collecting washed up nets and rope and other shiny bits, they had a complete new set of even flashier pom poms for the match than the originals.


    The game itself - well, let’s just say that despite some inspired play by our hero in defence of the Forum’s reputation it’s now time to lower the flags to half mast. The Flatpackchicken team have asked me to pass on their thanks for all your support over the past few trying days.

    The pure genius of the man....
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    The Dodgy Sicilian scorekeeping!!!
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    The image that says it all......

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    last ponyboy blog:
    http://slowponyblog.wordpress.com/2015/01/05/sicily-made-me-an-offer-i-couldnt-refuse/
     
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  2. Wildman

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    very entertaining many thanks.
     
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  3. Judge Mental

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    FIXED!:cautious:
     
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  4. Puddleduck

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    They was robbed.
     
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  5. Jim

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    Gary, your bloody useless ... ;)
     
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  6. Popeye

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    Yes in typical Brit fashion lets give him loads of support until he fails then we shall kick him and tell him how bloody useless he is........

    Well done Gary, you flew the flag old mate.

    Oh, One world cup and two world wars, doo dah ...doo dah

    One world cup and two world wars, all de doo dah day....... repeat
     
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  7. GaryW

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    Jim,

    Withdraw the sponsorship deal before its too late.

    No free T shirts, Flags, badges or stickers till he improves.
     
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  8. Larrynwin

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    :party2:You did us proud GARRY against all those cheetin forreners :party2:
     
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  9. flatpackchicken

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    :moon2::notworthy2::notworthy2::notworthy2::notworthy2::notworthy2::notworthy2::notworthy2:
    Please let me keep my lifetime membership Sir Lord Jim :cooler:
     
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  10. flatpackchicken

    flatpackchicken Funster Life Member

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    Tried my best mate but just to many of em but they don't like it up them:Eeek:::bigsmile:
    Regards Garry Flatpackchicken
     
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  11. Larrynwin

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    You should get a Special Recognition Award from Fun for promoting all the incredible athletes of such a fit bunch of winos and AS bikers :drink::wine:
     
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  12. flatpackchicken

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    Like all to give a hand to pony boy for his excellent and amusing coverage of the universe Boules Game here, very entertaining and witty so come on all that enjoyed it. Regards Garry Flatpackchicken
     
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    Well done Gary for flying the MotorhomeFun flag and thanks to pony boy for keeping us informed.
    It's not the winning, it's having FUN that counts.
    Brisey.
     
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  14. flatpackchicken

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    I definetly agree :clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:
    Am awaiting my recognition from Sir Lord Jim himself :Eeek::notworthy2::notworthy2::notworthy2:
     
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    Boo hiss....sack the ref ( do they have one?)! :heartbreak::beerchug::wine:
     
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    Don't be too down hearted, Mr Bridger has organised every Italian restaurant in London, Birmingham and Leeds to be burned to the ground, we'll show 'em.
     
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  18. Larrynwin

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    "Who's the bxxtxrd in the black" :whistle2::clap2:
     
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    Nice One Mate, stick it to them,(y)
     
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  20. New Dawn

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    You can only do your best Garry in such harassment. But you never let the side down. After all, there's still next year !!!! Revenge is sweet. Well Done. (y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y);););)
     
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