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"bugger off!"
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is it true that Glasgow girls use old chip oil from deep frying mars bars for sun tan oil?
Ah,well spotted! I wondered who’d be the first to spot my deliberate error.What in this pi**ing rain?
Anyway, Podney will be toooooo busy telling untruths about doing bugger all! Or was it meant to be will be lying down doing bugger all!
Am confuddled!
Last time a young lady gave me her address via Internet it led to all sorts of activities.........which didn’t include grass cutting. Anyway,I live in the south and too far away from your lawn. You could always go to the fells,or whatever you call them up there,and get a sheep to eat your grass..........but don’t let Chris know or he’ll be round there in a jiffy.Well we have grass to cut too. Do you want the address,I will even leave the lawnmower out for you to use.
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Ah,well spotted! I wondered who’d be the first to spot my deliberate error.
Are you incinerating something about Sandra?Last time a young lady gave me her address via Internet it led to all sorts of activities.........which didn’t include grass cutting............