Dumb question time (1 Viewer)

[ShiftZZ]

I see the Marjal Advert on MHFun and it states that its the 'Best Campsite in Spain' yet its still not open.

Can I ask how can it be the best when its not even open!


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[wivvy's dad]

Ammachizitt?

 

[ShiftZZ]

Ammachizitt?

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Failing that... "Bless You", 2 Paracetamols and a hot lemon drink should help...

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[Munchie]

I don't see why I should answer your daft questions. :Angry:
I am still waiting for your response to my "how many toilet rolls will I need in France" Question. Or are you still researching the answer? There is not much time left now and 4cups glutinuss maximus is getting twitchy.

 

[hilldweller]

I see the Marjal Advert on MHFun and it states that its the 'Best Campsite in Spain' yet its still not open.

Everyone there is there free of charge
Not a single complaint has been logged.
Everyone there got an immediate seat in the restaurants and paid nothing.
Not a single person peed in the swimming pool.

 

[ShiftZZ]

I don't see why I should answer your daft questions. :Angry:
I am still waiting for your response to my "how many toilet rolls will I need in France" Question. Or are you still researching the answer? There is not much time left now and 4cups glutinuss maximus is getting twitchy.

Simple answer Munchie,,, 2

One for you and one 4 4cups. You then see who has the most left after 3 month, the loser has to do the washing up, cooking, cleaning and shopping for the next 12 months. (Just dont let on to 4cups that the bulge in your pants in an extra roll)..
You should be fine.

Aunty Hilda - Agony Aunt to the deluded...

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[hilldweller]

I am still waiting for your response to my "how many toilet rolls will I need in France"

Sort of depends on how full of crap you are. Opinions differ.

 

[ShiftZZ]

Opinions differ.

Not really Hilldweller, me and Sundance have know that fact for a long time...

 

[Munchie]

Sort of depends on how full of crap you are. Opinions differ.

According to 4cups I am well full of it.

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[mondo]

Shiftzz got lapdancers:thumb:I'm on me way!!!

 

[ShiftZZ]

Shiftzz got lapdancers:thumb:I'm on me way!!!

Well sort of, its a combination of some old Funsteresses, wearing home made Thai Clothes, some dodgy Thai MP3 downloaded from E-Donkey and a lack of lighting, well its all dark cos we aint paid the bills...

But fill ya boots, they are fluent in two words of Thai, ลูกพี่ ลูกน้อง and ลูกพี่ ลูกน้อง. You will be fine as long as your name is John and you want to order some Thai (Sharwoods) Spring Rolls with hot sauce (HP in a microwave). and Bobs your uncle...