Drop Down Bed A Danger To Christmas Trees...

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  1. JJ

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    For many, many years I have had a Christmas Tree in the van, a tree which my daughter bought from a cab driver who drove her home from a Christmas Eve party.

    Each year I dig it out and place it on the dash and light up the 5 light bulbs.

    Last year I was in the Hymer and forgot to move it before pulling down the cab bed.

    The time has now come for me to fix it!

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    Where is my tube of glue?


    JJ :Cool:
     
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    ... you know the 7 years' bad luck you get when you break a mirror ... well you now have 7 years' of no presents from Father Christmas!!! :ROFLMAO:
     
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    What's wrong with your wand ?
     
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    Squashed underneath the cab bed? ::bigsmile:
     
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    ... that's a bit personal isn't it!!! :ROFLMAO:
     
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    JJ ... why do you have lots of kitchen roll spread out on your bed? You don't 'leak' at night do you (you can get adult nappies you know!). :ROFLMAO:::bigsmile:
     
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    How do you know whats on his bed may I ask ?:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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    Izzy Wizzy, let's get Busy............:thumb:



     
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    :Doh:

    Photo taken on table not bed

    :Doh:

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    Oh dear, that'll take a few days to fix, better buy a new fangled all flashing tree.
     
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    Why not adopt the approach taken by many Masterchef contestants and rename it a 'Deconstructed Christmas Tree'? You might have to add some fake snow foam and a red holly berry jus to complete the effect.
     
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    Yes, sometimes I despair of the stuff they come up with! Mind you, that other chef, Massimo or something, who took great glee in throwing his sauces etc all over the place took it to a new level ... I'm afraid I don't like having to scrape my food off the plate and thankfully the winner, Stephen, didn't go mad in the final either! :Smile:
     
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    This tree is no more! It has ceased to be! 'It’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'it to the table it would be pushing up the daisies! 'Its metabolic processes are now history! 'It’s off the twig! 'It’s kicked the bucket, 'it’s shuffled off 'its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-TREE!!

    Apologies to Monty Python
     
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