Do you?

Do you Pee behind your van when you think no one is looking?

  • Yes if I can

  • Only if my cassette is near full

  • No, wouldn’t dream of it.


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irnbru

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Do you pee behind your van when you think no one is looking?
 
When necessary to pull in to a lay-by on a journey nothing worse than the strong smell of pee and little package thrown on the side.
It’s about time we had roadside stop offs similar to those in parts of Europe.

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Why when you’ve got on board facilities.
Although when the sewer was blocked when we were at Hollands wood Campsite Brockenhurst and the staff had to close the loos we were told to find a tree if no1 was required.
 
It’s about time we had roadside stop offs similar to those in parts of Europe.
We pulled up at a Belgium services that had a massive refurb from our last visit. Bloke pulls in with his Audi, parks outside the entrance to the brand new toilet block and walks off in the opposite direction to pee against the hedge !
 
We are members of a 'Third Age Group' in our 4 village commune in France, and one of the activities is the monthly walk out into the local countryside. Any bashfulness about peeing disappeared very quickly, and, [drum roll ...] to avoid drawing attention to myself, I have developed the [questionable] skill of being able to pee whilst continuing to walk ... Thinking of making into my Party Trick instead of reciting 'Albert & The Lion' ... ;)

Steve
 
We pulled up at a Belgium services that had a massive refurb from our last visit. Bloke pulls in with his Audi, parks outside the entrance to the brand new toilet block and walks off in the opposite direction to pee against the hedge !
That’s probably because it’s between €0.70-€1.00 to spend a penny over there👍
 
I didn't explain that very well, yes I do pee outside when I go off for a few nights in the woods to save on the cassette.
 
My/our travels are usually from Friday evening to Sunday mid day and we tend to stay in the same place in wild camping style. If I'm alone I do it mostly in the toilet, but if it's two of us I do my wet business outside if possible to get the cassette to last the trip.
 
I didn't explain that very well, yes I do pee outside when I go off for a few nights in the woods to save on the cassette.
But why would you need to if you had an elsan point 25m away? :unsure:

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Way back in the 70s, my mate went with his new girlfriend, a keen caravanner, on his first ever camping trip. The caravan was as basic as they come and had no loo. He woke her in the night saying he was bursting and didn’t fancy the traipse to the toilet block. She sighed and said, ‘go in the sink then’. Five minutes later, she was woken again when he said, have you got any paper. Air turned blue.
 
That's no question to ask a lady ☺️

You wanted equality!

There are no facilities at the storage site and I sometimes leave the cassette empty, so the offside rear wheel gets wet.

Also when I'm Freedom Camping to save resources.

Additionally when Freedom Camping in real lonely places and the van is parked facing north (habitation door is facing the sunrise) and it is raining I may have peed from the habitation door!!!!!! :roflmto:
 
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Way back in the 70s, my mate went with his new girlfriend, a keen caravanner, on his first ever camping trip. The caravan was as basic as they come and had no loo. He woke her in the night saying he was bursting and didn’t fancy the traipse to the toilet block. She sighed and said, ‘go in the sink then’. Five minutes later, she was woken again when he said, have you got any paper. Air turned blue.

Brilliant!!!!! :drinks::drinks::drinks::drinks::drinks:
 
Wild camping ..yes if no one is around.(to make cassette last longer .
If on a site use onboard toilet.

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