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I'm afraid I'd be tempted to tell reception about him, it would be rather nice to think they'd have a blacklist, wouldn't it?
I mean I have nicked a few sheets at night once, when I'd not noticed until I went to use the loo that we'd all but run out and knowing I'd be up in the night and would both need it in the am before sallying forth for shopping - but I took care to be sneaky about it !
I'm more likely to take my own until I've established theirs is 'nice' !
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My son always used to make me laugh when we were on French sites where they didn't supply any toilet paper.
Girls and women could walk past with their roll of toilet tissue on their way to the toilet blocks with impunity because they might only be doing number 1's.
When men did it though it was called " the walk of shame" because the purpose of their walk was clear.
We still have a giggle about it now.
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My mate works in the building trade and when there's no bogs on site he comes home with no socks or some bits of his shirt missing....
My mate works in the building trade and when there's no bogs on site he comes home with no socks or some bits of his shirt missing....
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Now I know why my son has so many odd Socks!My mate works in the building trade and when there's no bogs on site he comes home with no socks or some bits of his shirt missing....
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Now I know why my son has so many odd Socks!
I have no use for bog role have used the all my life not changing the habit of a lifetimeBecause I watch were he went after completing his task and anyway NO funster would do that would they? ............................ Please tell me they would not.......... PLEASE
You must have a black bum, stopped doing that when they changed to water soluble inks.I have no use for bog role have used the all my life not changing the habit of a lifetime
As that's all its good for
Bill
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Yip, a smear campaignI have no use for bog role have used the all my life not changing the habit of a lifetime
As that's all its good for
Bill
I have no use for bog role have used the all my life not changing the habit of a lifetime
As that's all its good for
Bill
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At least there is a trail to follow.................View attachment 113185 Another case of stolen toilet paper
One of the jobs I did when I was working, was to help a mate put up a picket fence, about 20 mtrs long, in a garden of an old Nunnery. That was on a Friday.
Monday we turned up and someone (that wasn't the word we used to describe whoever at the time!) had nicked the whole kit and caboodle, fence posts, gate, the lot !
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@Chris, when in the Army I used to teach recruits how to use the 2 sheets of paper supplied whilst in the middle of nowhere and you needed to go. This was taught something like this:
Right chaps "It's easy, you only need 1 sheet per poo in the field. Just take that one sheet, fold it in half, then fold it in half again. Now grab the common corner there, and tear that little bit off. Now this is important, SAVE THAT LITTLE BIT. Now open the piece of TP back up, there should be a little hole in the middle. Just slip that down over your finger, so that the TOP is all the way at the bottom. Then, once you're done with your nasty business, just get that finger down there and clean yourself up all nice and pretty.
Once again you're within anal hygiene regs!, just wrap that second piece of Toilet Paper up around your finger, and clean your finger off with it as you remove it. Then, take that little piece that you saved from earlier (YOU SAVED IT, RIGHT?) and use that to clean out your fingernail." To this day I never saw anyone doing it.
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