Bit of a shock

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  1. darklord

    darklord Read Only Funster

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    Went out with a lady tonight, after a (ahem) rather energetic goodnight:thumb:, she told me she used to be a hooker:Eeek: I said i was,nt bothered, and in truth, it could only be a benefit. She then said "i,m not sure you understand,....my name was brian, and i played for wigan":Eeek:
     
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  2. ourcampersbeentrashed

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    get her signature and flog it xxxxxxx
     
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    just be four you go in for the first kiss feel for the tackle if not in right place give the yosser headbut:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    You were obviously too much of a gent to do a bit of grope and discovery on the first date :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    I hope you didn't tell her/him you thought she/he was a Flanker:Blush:
     
  6. movan

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    I'm not surprised you were shocked.... Who would want to go out with anyone who played for WIGAN?!!!!

    Now if she had said SAINTS that would be a different story.:Smile:
     
  7. callumwa

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    Well sounds like he/she finally managed to make the "conversion" after all those years. :winky:

    Question is did you manage to "score"?........:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  8. movan

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    No but he got two points for trying.
     
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