Bikers not wanted at Winterton, Norfolk (1 Viewer)

[robnchris]

For me taking my helmet of is a pain in hot weather, your fingers get sweaty & when you pull your hands out your gloves the inner lining tries to come out with your fingers. then you have to faff & poke the inner back in the gloves, so if asked I go somewhere else.

If you don't take your gloves off how do you get into your pockets, how do you open your wallet to get the cash or card out?

Personally I don't have a problem in removing my helmet or my gloves, it's a brief rest from wearing them, I also have a good old stretch and if there is a loo nip in there.

 

[Spriddler]

....... and if there is a loo nip in there.

'loo' and 'nip in' in the same sentence? Hmm. Takes me ages to burrow down through all my layers of kit and zips. I do wonder though if a 'pull through' attached to the ol' todger might help.

 

[Enword]

If you don't take your gloves off how do you get into your pockets, how do you open your wallet to get the cash or card out?

Personally I don't have a problem in removing my helmet or my gloves, it's a brief rest from wearing them, I also have a good old stretch and if there is a loo nip in there.

Contact-less card in my phone in the givi tank bag

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[robnchris]

'loo' and 'nip in' in the same sentence? Hmm. Takes me ages to burrow down through all my layers of kit and zips. I do wonder though if a 'pull through' attached to the ol' todger might help.

Pieces of string are great for pulling the Ol' todger out but bloody useless at pushing it back in, and if you think your fingers get cold riding a bike, try a few miles with your old man flapping about in the wind....

 

[Yorick]

Pieces of string are great for pulling the Ol' todger out but bloody useless at pushing it back in, and if you think your fingers get cold riding a bike, try a few miles with your old man flapping about in the wind....

I don't know you, but I think you need some serious counselling.

 

[MattR]

Pieces of string are great for pulling the Ol' todger out but bloody useless at pushing it back in, and if you think your fingers get cold riding a bike, try a few miles with your old man flapping about in the wind....

I tried but I kept riding over it

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[Nasher]

Bikers not wanted at Winterton, Norfolk

Simple solution: Don't go there on your bike

 

[robnchris]

Oh I know I shouldn't have but it was looking at me and I just had to have it, how many motorbikes do you need, well I wasn't getting into the how many handbags and shoes do you need discussion.
So it will just keep me smiling on sunny dry days.

 

[Nasher]

Oh I know I shouldn't have but it was looking at me and I just had to have it, how many motorbikes do you need, well I wasn't getting into the how many handbags and shoes do you need discussion.
So it will just keep me smiling on sunny dry days.

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The answer to shoes, handbags & motorbikes is n + 1 where n = the number you currently have

Anyway, plastic maggots don't count

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[bigtwin]

Anyway, plastic maggots don't count

Neither do ‘twisted twins’!

 

[Dilbert]

Oh I know I shouldn't have but it was looking at me and I just had to have it, how many motorbikes do you need, well I wasn't getting into the how many handbags and shoes do you need discussion.
So it will just keep me smiling on sunny dry days.

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I thought despatch riders had killed them all off before they moved on to gt 550 kwaks.honda looks lovely, how much if you don't mind me asking

 

[Puddleduck]

From Tesco:
we will uphold a persons right to wear a veil in public places.Please see our policy section on tesco.com/corporate responsibility.

So remove the helmet and attach a veil before you go and pay

I imagine a whole chapter of motorcyclists doing that and then going into pay for their fuel

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[robnchris]

I thought despatch riders had killed them all off before they moved on to gt 550 kwaks.honda looks lovely, how much if you don't mind me asking

£2.3k a bit of a bargain I thought considering it's only done 22k miles,had a new cam chain and tensioner, new gel battery, new genuine Honda exhaust system, a full service and 12mths mot.

 

[Dilbert]

£2.3k a bit of a bargain I thought considering it's only done 22k miles,had a new cam chain and tensioner, new gel battery, new genuine Honda exhaust system, a full service and 12mths mot.

Super price, should get your money back at least if you decide to flog it in a few years time. Water pump was the only problem on mine. They don't make em like that anymore.

 

[Nasher]

They don't make em like that anymore

You're right, these days they are so much better

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